I heard that Santa just came out of the Claus-et!
2006-12-17 02:14:25 · 24 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He didn't come out so much as he was pushed out...Rudolph and Hermey were tired of sharing the space with him...and besides, those two needed their privacy.
2006-12-17 02:20:40 · answer #1 · answered by gotalife 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well of course he did - what with all the narrow chimneys these days, hiding in the clause-t was just getting too clause-trophobic.
I know though that there are some big changes ahead for next year - gym membership, some new colours for the suit, maybe experimenting with some new fabric to give it a lift, shaving off the face-fuzz, cos honestly, what's that about? You wanna be out and proud, you gotta walk the walk, you can't just talk the talk, y'know...
2006-12-18 19:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the main rumor was that Tyler Durden was actually a 89 year old former painter living in an old folks home in Berlin dreaming about the glory days of the Reich where he was a failed zeppelin kamikaze pilot
2016-05-23 01:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This could be true. Santa has hang ups just like everyone else. I'm sure he must be tired of putting everyone else first all these years and having to put his own personal preferences on the shelf. Be careful, please, or you will have all sorts of organizations watching the poor guy.
2006-12-17 03:34:26 · answer #4 · answered by Sassy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that why the elves wear boots with even higher toe points this year? So that when Santa says to one "Alright sweetheart- grab your feet!" they don't have to bend over?
Come to think of it, I have been contracted to install lots of track-lighting at the North Pole.
I'll be sleeping with one eye open this x-mas eve!
2006-12-17 23:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by Antny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya its true..
he is trying to find a partner to help him out for christmas..
2006-12-17 02:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by kiki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you inferring that Santa could be the monster in my closet
2006-12-17 02:20:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would explain all the impish grins on the elves...
2006-12-17 11:03:04 · answer #8 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf?
i am santa clause..
are you insulting me?
no gift for you this christmas..
2006-12-17 02:50:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope not correct he was only changing when someone seen him coming out
2006-12-17 02:17:46 · answer #10 · answered by canuticklemepink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋