2006-12-17 01:37:06 · 19 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What else? Call the National Inquirer. We've just gotta see that!
2006-12-17 01:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Than you should probably call the Santa police...and tell that one Santa was trying to get in through chimney...lol
2006-12-17 09:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by invisible1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call for some help in case Santa never comes to my chimney!...
2006-12-17 09:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Removing a Santa frome your chimney is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman, First, you have to lube it up, then, light a fire in the hole, then push and pull with all your might....
2006-12-18 05:48:15 · answer #4 · answered by Pope my ride! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish my santa COULD get stuck in my chimney. Sigh.
2006-12-17 10:33:34 · answer #5 · answered by blondes tease, brunettes please 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the Jenny Craig weight loss hot-line as quick as you can...they'll be able to help shrink Santa down, and don't forget to call your local feed store for some Reindeer pellets, the team get pretty cheesed off when they aren't fed, and despite what you've heard, Rudolph is a lush...so keep him away from the liquor cabinet.
2006-12-17 09:48:09 · answer #6 · answered by gotalife 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww man I TOLD him to lay off those cookies...he got stuck in my chimney a while back, and they had to fricken take my whole chimney apart..but he gave me everybody's presents so it was all good =) haha
2006-12-17 09:43:51 · answer #7 · answered by ♥jamie♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say light a fire - there's nothing quite as motivating as the tickle of tiny flames. If he really genuinely is stuck, well at least you'll be getting rid of the body in an environmentally friendly way, and if you can bother to drag an axe up onto the roof, you'll have venison to see you through to Spring...
2006-12-19 03:05:15 · answer #8 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will help Santa get out of my chimney... =)
2006-12-17 09:42:35 · answer #9 · answered by myl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the fire department... and a chimney repair guy
2006-12-17 09:40:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋