Council house oiks?

Question

What ho

Me and the chaps at the country club have had the most wonderful idea.

If you live in a council house you should be brought to country mansions in your spare time(well you would have lots what with being on the dole) to clean the gutters and tend the fields free of charge to let you gain the benifits of some hard work and see how decent people live.

I think this is a spiffing idea and you council dwelling oiks might learn a thing or two.

So should we restrict this fabulous scheme to British white trash or should we include asylum seekers to be a bit more P.C?

Tally ho!!

Answer 1

Absolutely top hole idea what ? I could do with the old pile having a jolly good fettle, do you think a swipe with the horse whip would be allowed now and again old chap ? I would like to put your name forward for our club don't you know old bean Merry Christmas to you and yours cheerio & toodle-pip.

Answer 2

What a snob. Surely if you live in a mansion you can afford to pay for staff to tend your property, if not what are you doing there. For your information it is not only people on the dole who live in council houses but just people who are not as fortunate as yourself. I bet they have got more sympathy with those less fortunate than themselves than you and yours. While on the subject of white British trash, how obnoxious, what about all the immigrants that shouldn't be here. Tally ho, I take it you are into foxhunting isn't that illegal now?

Answer 3

Truly a wonderful idea!

Why restrict its benefits to those in council houses? There are many other spongers around - those who don't work and live with their parents, for instance. What about those who are retired? Plenty of those have spare energy and get a pension - let them earn it!

Plus, there are many others in the country apart from British white trash and asylum seekers. What about non-white trash who would surely benifit(sic) from seeing how decent people live. That assumes that living in a mansion somehow confers decency and that the inhabitants thereof would allow the lower orders access to their mansions, without following them around with a disinfectant spray, that is.

Do you realise though, that under your fabulous(sic) scheme, there would be no unemployment? The administration alone would soak up all of the free labour market; then we'd have to persuade a few more asylum seekers to come here...

What a load of drivel. Even Bertie Wooster had some things going for him; spelling, grammar, punctuation etc.

Answer 4

Maybe that would work the other way round as well with our landed gentry coming to do their bit for the communities of the UK?

Not everyone who lives in a council house is on benefits although i know there are some who take advantage. Some people just aren't able to afford to buy their own house due to the ever increasing cost of property in the UK. They work but all they're able to afford is to pay rent to local councils (incidentally usually full of pretentious snobs who own their own properties).

When you are forced to leave Mummy and Daddy's house and you're looking for a place of your own on the pittance you will earn - if anyone employs layabouts - maybe one day you'll understand the difficulties these people have.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

No keep it all babe,,in afew years time Ur probably have loads of council houses built on the land around you,,then you can come down to earth like the rest of us..Tally ho!!

Answer 7

Not much point in going to the mansion now ol chap , me an my mates have already emptied it , if you took your head out of your a*se and had a look round you'd see there's nothing left , ha hah , oh , thanks for the Rembrandt , it looks cool next to my plaster ducks , tally ho !!

Answer 8

I see by your stats that you also do nothing all day over 2000 points since September SAD. possibly an overdose of sherry brought on this violent outburst of verbal diarrhoea best get up to Harley street and see your shrink if you can find the energy to escape the PC?

Answer 9

I bet you do tons of work taking of your big country house. Are you basing your assumption that people who live in council houses don't work. Well nearly everybody that I know works bloody hard for a living. So if its a class war you want....
BRING IT ON.
As for assylum seekers I do believe that there are genuine cases in this country, where they do need freedom.

Answer 10

i have never known a local authority to build shite holes, it's who's in them that turns the area down, no pride!

How charitable of you, but sadly the lovely family opposite me would have to say no, due to the fact at the grand old age of 22 he has retired. He went to work once and the poor bugger didn't take to it, so the tax payer are paying his pension early!