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Kids are wathcing a movie, the missus is cleaning the house again, 2nd time today....., the kittens are beating up the Christmas tree and the dog is beating up the kittens. Any thoughts what I can do?

2006-12-16 23:40:38 · 15 answers · asked by Steve D 2 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

15 answers

KEEP ON HERE

2006-12-17 01:01:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Try to swallow your tongue.
Oh this is a good one...blink your eyes very fast for 20 seconds or so, then shut your eyes tightly and watch the cool patterns that come up.
Stand up and look up at the ceiling, twirl around and around until you feel like vomiting.
I like to hum softly and irritate my husband. Just make the noise and when your missus or kids ask what it is, insist you dont hear anything.
Adopt an Italian accent for the day.
Go through your neighbour's wastebin. Especially amusing when you are still dressed in your pyjamas.
I'm sure I'll think of other things as the day progresses, but that should keep you entertained for a few hours.

2006-12-17 09:13:19 · answer #2 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 1 0

You could: a) spend some quality time with your kids, watch the movie with them, b) help your wife to clean the house!, c) spend the day on Yahoo Answers ... the choice is yours!

2006-12-17 07:43:11 · answer #3 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 1 0

Eat A dog

2006-12-17 07:42:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

help the missus with the cleaning & if she thinks your a good boy you might get a reward to cure your boredom

2006-12-17 08:43:23 · answer #5 · answered by miss smidgey 4 · 0 0

read a book, watch tv, have ashower, listen t some music, go to sleep, do the housework, go for a walk...
do something, anything
but not nothing

2006-12-17 08:34:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Read a book, put music on

2006-12-17 07:43:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Read a book.

2006-12-17 07:44:10 · answer #8 · answered by DrB 7 · 0 0

See if you can fly.
Go to the nearest tower block and give it a go.
If you can you'll make history and be famous!

2006-12-17 07:47:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

take the dog for a walk

2006-12-17 07:52:47 · answer #10 · answered by tenchian56 2 · 0 0

get a 'mens mag' and go the loo and provide your own entertainment.

2006-12-17 07:44:32 · answer #11 · answered by luke_buk 2 · 2 0

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