while i have read the Sunday paper she collected from the shop .Now she is just starting the roast dinner.
I personally think she has done to much this morning and should of left some for this afternoon.all she will have left is to wash up the dinner things and clean my car while i am watching the football with a few cans.
What can i find her to do later i don't want the old girl getting bored???
2006-12-16 23:22:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I'm only joking i am cooking the dinner as usual and she will be having an afternoon nap as usual
2006-12-17 00:07:27 · update #1
well.. after she had done all the jobs, ask her to sit beside you and tell her to relax... while she is massaging your arms.
2006-12-17 00:27:43 · answer #1 · answered by labs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thursday morning. He spent Wed night with me, and because Thursday replaced into the 1st day of Spring (an afternoon I consistently rejoice) I have been given up early quiet as a 'church mouse'. I fixed selfmade biscuits, gravy with sausage (soy, yet no person knew), an entire pan of scrambled eggs (clean brown ones from my acquaintances farm), sliced oranges and kiwi, coffee and tea, honey, jam, and marmalade. Then I woke Gary up, we ate then took each and everything throughout the time of city to his residing house and stunned his daughters, and his father. It replaced into quite exciting to work out all of them chow down... then pass back to mattress. howdy the girls folk are basically 19 and 21, and had labored previous due. LOL!
2016-10-05 10:16:29 · answer #2 · answered by murchison 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not the way to make it last past 25 yrs........If i were her I'd tell you to get off your hind end and get busy helping me out..especially if you were expecting to be well satisfied later on after football..no help=no football, No help=no sunday paper to read..no help=no dinner tonight, no help=no pleasure later either. Infact no help=sleep in your car and clean it while your in there.
2006-12-16 23:59:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is quite simple, first you must help her by getting the the yellow pages out for her, then sit her down and let her go through it until she finds a good marriage guidance counsellor, followed by a divorce lawyer and then a really good dating agency.
Enjoy your football
2006-12-16 23:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by PMF 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have her sit down and read the paper cover to cover. Then bring her a glass of wine and a box of chocolate bon bons to enjoy while she watches Desperate Housewives. if she's not too tired after that she may be able to think of something you can both do together.
2006-12-16 23:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by babydoll 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry I am sure she has all of the knives sharpened for when she carves you up and serves you to the dog later. After all the dog needs his Sunday roast too.
2006-12-16 23:41:44 · answer #6 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there going 2 get u 4 this 1 lol
2006-12-17 00:36:27 · answer #7 · answered by hayley m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pleased that you are only joking but can I suggest that such humour is rather degrading to women.
Treat your wife as the real, unique individual that she is.
You will benefit fromit, too. Promise!!
2006-12-17 00:48:53 · answer #8 · answered by alan h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well for a start, me and my hubby work full time so at the weekend when we are off we both do our share and lets face it , he makes a mess as well so only right he helps clean it up, and if he does then i see him ok later lol
2006-12-17 01:18:57 · answer #9 · answered by MAD FEMALE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She could go out carol singing to get the money to pay for all your predilections.
2006-12-17 01:50:50 · answer #10 · answered by Christine H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could give her some divorce papers to file.That should keep her busy for a few minutes anyway.
2006-12-16 23:27:57 · answer #11 · answered by roosmom 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋