Here's mine: From "Not Another Teen Movie" - "How did you get in here? The door was locked." "Um... there's a big hole in the side of your house"
2006-12-16 23:16:34 · 17 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
The movie Airplane! had some of the best quotes:
Rumack: Mr. Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You must land soon.
Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
But the best one was:
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
2006-12-16 23:22:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, there are so many! But I'll limit myself to three:
The Big Lebowski:
"What's this day of rest sh*t? What's this bullsh*t? I don't f*ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff... Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f*cked you in the *ss Saturday. I'll f*ck you in the *ss next Wednesday instead.
Wooooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!" - Jesus Quintana
Clerks:
"My mom's been f*ckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad." -Randal Graves
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas:
"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's." -Raoul Duke
2006-12-17 06:32:52 · answer #2 · answered by Ann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Anger Management:
Dr. Buddy Rydell: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed.
Dave Buznik: That's why I'm proud to be an American...
2006-12-17 04:01:44 · answer #3 · answered by luckystar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have lots but the most recent lol moment in a movie was...
Scary Movie 4 ----- "Don't Worry... thay can't (Get's hit in head) Take the robot out of chocolate!"
Deck The Halls ----- "Whos your daddy whos your daddy! (Hot girls turn around, it's actually their daughters) I'm your daddy!" (Wash eyes out with holy water!)
Kindergarten Cop ----- "It's not a tumor"
Scary Movie 3 ----- "You mean the tape when they did it on the boat, then in the bathtub and he's like oh baby I love you and then did you see the...." "No not that tape!" "Oh....."
2006-12-16 23:26:21 · answer #4 · answered by jordanhumble 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groucho Marx from Go West: This is the best gag in the picture!. He said that after binding and gagging the train operator!
2006-12-17 00:18:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From an old vagrant from the original Robocop movie-
"I'm a repeat offender. I repeat. I will offend again!"
2006-12-16 23:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by Illuminated 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another airplane quote. "Looks like the deification is going to hit the rotary oscillator"...
2006-12-16 23:31:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Chevy Chase from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation."
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Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh*t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh*t. Where's the Tylenol?
2006-12-17 06:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by Blondie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have come here to do two things. Kick a$$ and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
2006-12-16 23:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by dragonrider707 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well my favorite comedy line is from stargate sg1 where he is teaching english and tells the class to introduce themselves and talk about the weather. "Hello my name is Carlos you make me so hot".
2006-12-16 23:33:51 · answer #10 · answered by sg1alias 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋