Shat ap! Pigs pulled me right, an said you know how fast you was drivin?
I said Yeah I was like doin 40 or summin or nuffin like its any of your business I mean Jackie Saintclare is out round the back of Morrisons with Erik the 50 year old virgin having sex for like the 4th time in 3 hours. I was with her and they start like sayin go away Vicky you shouldn’t be listenin or watching go do your boy friend. Then I like so skits out and totally started to hit her and punch then she like went and got her mum and said that I was hitting her when I was well like not.
An then this Policeman sed do you have your driving licence with you and proof your insured.
I sed Yeah, but the picture is like well out of date it was taken like 10 years ago when is was like 4 or summin. Josh and them started totally messin about with this like 40 year old women, well she was like 12 actually but they well started shouting at her and pushing her about.
The pig want avin none of it an sed Driving Licence?
I went Yeah im getting it, oh my god that is like well wrong what you just said to me….
He sed VICKY! Licence, if you do ave one please.
So a pulls out me driving licence from the glove compartment. Butt it ad a Black man in his 80’s on it and it well ad 6 points on it
Anyway a sed there you go an a Gives it the pig
He sed Ok Vicky can you step out of the car and stand here away from traffic.
A sed I aint even done nuffin, im well going to report you for this I mean like im out walking and you stop me.
He sed Vicky we pulled you over while you were drivin this vehicle.
I sed I don’t even have a car I’m how can Slappy said you have to be like 60 before you can get a car so there is like no way this is my car.
He sed yes Vicky we know that that’s why you’re under arrest.
So he grabs me by my arm and puts me in his car.
I sed This is so unfair; I haven’t even been arrested today so I should like well get away with it!! All you want is a fishy finger off me init.
2006-12-16 23:12:37 · 9 answers · asked by Ewwwwww Shat up!!! Slag 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
You well gave him a blowy to get out of paying, Vicky!!
2006-12-16 23:23:06 · answer #1 · answered by Little One 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-30 21:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhh...thaat is soooooo unfair or sumfin or nuffin.
You shoulda offered to get one of your girlfriends and make a bacon sandwich outta that little piggy!
2006-12-17 01:05:32 · answer #3 · answered by Sight 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
vicky you might end up in borstal again if your not careful
2006-12-16 23:25:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
A blowy?!?!?!?! LOLOL I love it, Little One!
2006-12-16 23:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by the_pharaoh109 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Classic !! superb !!!
2006-12-17 01:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by EdinItalia 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol should have squeezed his baton .
2006-12-17 00:30:56 · answer #7 · answered by dave p 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-12-16 23:24:53 · answer #8 · answered by Vizz_up 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol
2006-12-16 23:26:52 · answer #9 · answered by sircrazydude90 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋