2006-12-16 22:04:17 · 14 answers · asked by justfornets 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Go meet the other party to this affair. Video tape it so that you can have fond memories of it and watch it whenever you are in need but cant see one another.
Next, make sure you show it to your spouse so that they can see how you really like it and she can learn how to please you from watching what the other women does. Infact, make her a copy of the tape for herself.
I would also suggest that you make an additional copy if the woman you are going to see is married. That way she can let her husband use it as a training or learning aid too.
Now to be caught, they have to catch you. If you give them the tape, they didnt catch you. Oh, they cant use these against you in court if you give them the tape either. So have fun and shoot lots of video.
ROFL.
Good luck, TO YOUR SPOUSE on this one.
2006-12-17 02:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. JW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mutual consent and living in another country or state.....and it's not redundant. Which sucks..but that's how it happens.
Say you had a business trip to california and you both live in texas. Well if you rendevoused with some chick down there...had a one day fling....and never again....you have successfully cheated without being caught. Only way is if you confessed...and that's not being caught, that's fessing up to your crime.
People who get caught are the ones that get addicted to the evil game, also the dumbasses who screw best friends or people your insignificant other (which what they are to you when you decide to cheat on them) know or have been acquainted with. That's ASKING to get caught. But a complete stranger, who consents in a one time thing....and not a redundancy....it's the perfect crime.
2006-12-16 22:16:48 · answer #2 · answered by Dennis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meet another Married person on the internet who is after the same thing you are. Someone that you have no conection with and has as much to loose as you would. (There are many out there). Always be upfront and honest about what you both want and expect before you do anything.Make it perfectly clear what you are looking for, a sexual relationship and nothing more.
Choose someone who is intelligent or at least smart enough to keep your secret. Someone who has as much to loose as you do. Never stay late at work to meet with them. A spouse probably wouldn't question going into work a couple of hours early. Never talk to them from home. No credit cards for rooms, no perfume when you meet. Always keep in mind that someone will see you wherever you are.
No marks, hickies, scratches on your back etc.
Never tell a soul. Not your best friend...no one.
Practice safe sex
Oh, no matter how tempting, stay away from anyone who is single. They don't understand what the cosiquences are of getting caught.....Or they fall in love with you and god knows what will happen.
If you follow these guidlines, you should be alright. Then all you have to do is deal with the guilt....The hardest part of all.
2006-12-16 23:44:19 · answer #3 · answered by Bill I 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's no point in cheating . if you are not happy with your partner, or you find happiness in someone else then be honest and move on. Save yourself and everyone involved the grief. Honesty is the key. If you want to be a player, then don't commit. good luck! :)
2006-12-16 22:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by smylee 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best way not to get caught is not to do it.
2006-12-16 22:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by Wisdom Guru 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The best way i not to do it
2006-12-17 01:50:33 · answer #6 · answered by caribbeangal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y cheat? if youre not happy get out of the relationship,dont just hurt youre partner.
2006-12-16 22:36:19 · answer #7 · answered by allthrottlenobottle2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just masterbate dude, you'll never get caught cheating. LOL
2006-12-17 02:23:10 · answer #8 · answered by six7foru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just don't do it, Chances are you will get caught..
2006-12-16 23:47:45 · answer #9 · answered by Shem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no best way to cheat on anyone, Period !! Don't do it. !!Cheaters make me sick !!! Don't you have a conscience !!
2006-12-16 22:49:05 · answer #10 · answered by kazzadanni 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋