and youre walking around,right, and you feel your grip tightening on the trolley,and youre thinking "if one more person cuts in front of me ,or stops dead in front of me, or blocks the complete aisle by stopping to gas or byleaving their trolly in the middle of the aisle,so help me god i`m gonna take them out of this life and into a world of pain"...has that ever happened to you ????
2006-12-16 20:08:50 · 14 answers · asked by ginger 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
oh god yes! i have major trolley rage in asda. if i'm feeling particularly evil i will hide unattended trolleys in another aisle or put embarrassing items in them. i find pile cream is a good one.
2006-12-16 20:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by AJ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I had the misery of Asda at Cribbs Causeway in Bristol on Friday. Between the cheery tannoy messages telling us about a staff member's birthday and their Christmas offers, the manic people with shopping trollies so high they couldn't see where they were going and the pensioners stopping dead in the middle of the aisle whilst they tried to remember what they were looking for, I seriously considered just ramming people and making a run for it.
Two couples had met in front of the bananas. They were chatting with their trollies blocking the aisle. We wanted to buy bananas but no amount of trying to get round them worked. Eventually my partner asked politely if we could get some bananas only to get a look of pure evil from one of the women who no doubt felt it was her right to block the entire aisle. They did move about 25 cm just enough to get some bananas from the far right of the display.
I've tried using a basket but it's too easy to use it as a weapon!
2006-12-16 20:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everytime we go in I want to kill somebody.Our asda seems to be a nice warm meeting place for people to have a gossip and gawk about .I hate it when they park their trolleys side on across the shelves then two of them stand next to it gormlessly trying to work out which is the best deal.They take up about 10ft of the counter and noboby else has a cat in hells chance of a look in.What about the ones who walk in then stand stock still and start the gawking .Trolleys ,people ,kids, prams, wheelchairs all stacked up in the car park behind them waiting to get in ,in the wind and rain whist they struggle with the mind blowing problem of whether to turn right ,left or go straight on!Get a move on you morons.I swear I am the only person in this town who has cracked the secret of the self service till.!Do i want help with packing ? Ishould say so ,pack all these lot off somewhere else.
2006-12-16 20:35:50 · answer #3 · answered by Xtine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. A short while ago my wife & I were in asda & an old lady was stood in the middle of an aisle & on the end, so when you turned around the corner you couldnt get past her.
My wife has been known to voice her opinion in the past & started moaning about the woman.
The woman turned round to see my wife moaning & shouted at her, im deaf.
I couldnt help but laugh as to why being deaf is an excuse to being bloody ignorant of the fact that blocking everyone off is going to annoy them a little bit.
2006-12-16 20:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-23 01:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everytime ... I now shop at 3am just to avoid women with kids who think that the world has to get out of their way because "I have given birth" ... and the slow old granny and grandad who take up the whole of an isle and manage to move in the direction you do when you spot a gap to accelerate past them
ARRRRGGGGHHHH!
2006-12-16 20:14:09 · answer #6 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This my friend is what is known as MWSD This stands for Mad Woman SHopping Days. Basicially that is everyday, But you reallt shoukd stay clear on the pension days that its sucicide stuff!
This is what occurs everyday in most supermarkets!!! Try the wonders of Online shopping!! its bliss.....
Can of lager in one hand and your mouse in the other..... No more shopping misery!!!
2006-12-16 20:12:17 · answer #7 · answered by mrwurzal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you need to do some makor chilling if you intend to live to a ripe old age - oh, and one thing that maddens ME is the use of the intrusive 'right'! - so leave it out. RIGHT???
2006-12-16 20:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple …
Go to the market, haggle (right word?) for bargains, grow your own stuff—that way you know where it comes from, and no-one has been exploited.
Though life isn't so 'nice' anymore, its been commercialised, so there just aint the time nomore. it works out for the few elite, but for the most of us, we feel the pain of having no time to do proper stuff.
*sighs* …
… hmm, I'm out of bread … :-P.
2006-12-16 20:25:54 · answer #9 · answered by Rob D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every week and it is usally old coffin dodgers the best thing to do is to ram their trolly out of the way and mutter coffin dodgers today and dont forget to tut as you walk past
2006-12-16 23:25:49 · answer #10 · answered by vodka 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋