2006-12-16 18:14:49 · 10 answers · asked by FLy 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Well,
You should be an America hater. It's like a prerequisite. You could be a suicide bomber. You really have to feel sorry for Saddam but hate unborn children so much that you murder them by the millions. There are lots of occupations for you. You should start by protesting and burning the flag. Then you could run for office.
2006-12-16 19:12:25 · answer #1 · answered by Jade 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's awesome. We get to party and have a good time, and make fun of the holy, God-fearing, perfect, righteous, noble, can-do-no-wrong Republicans.
Satan's actually a big Republican fan. Both Republicans and Satan love war and torture. Satan is grateful for all the non-Christians that Republicans kill in wars, because that means more people for him to rule in hell, naturally. Some of Satan's best friends, like Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, are Republicans, too.
2006-12-17 02:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by Underground Man 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Best tip available: merely observe the goings-on with the present administration in the White House.
2006-12-17 02:16:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's great! You get to bash the opposition all you want, with the mainstream media helping you, never offer any real solutions, never worry about the consequences of your actions, and never have to say you're sorry when you botch the job.
You even get to bash this country all day long and call yourself a patriot for doing so!
2006-12-17 02:42:34 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Pennybags 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
yea, its great. Non stop wild orgies with incredible women of all races and colors. We get silly I tell you
2006-12-17 02:19:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get some cockroaches.
2006-12-17 02:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sit back and do absolutely nothing and blame others because of what is happening.
2006-12-17 02:17:49 · answer #7 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
They only take moral, ethical people and you might not pass the test.
2006-12-17 02:18:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
well, we don't want to be master of the universe and line our pockets with oil money like the current white house non-liberals
: )
2006-12-17 02:19:52 · answer #9 · answered by nowisthetime 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Basically all you have to do is hate America.
2006-12-17 02:25:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋