2006-12-16 18:13:46 · 16 answers · asked by gmnastcsrocks 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
The Irish would have ruled the world....that's why God invented Whiskey.
2006-12-16 18:23:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would become famous. In all my movies I play the hero. In all my music I'll sing of a better tomarrow. Few cus words, I need parental support as much as youth support.
I'll start a couple non-profit organizations, where I will further spread my subtle influence.
Then I will ask people for thier support, small things at first. "Wear red on this day to support aids research," "Boycott big business,"
"Vote to have a bridge named after me in some foriegn country."
And once I've felt these people will do anything I tell them, I will tell them to join me in the rise for a better gov't.
We win the war, I win the world.
Quite simple, actually.
Steven Colbert is already part way there, he and John Stewart just chose to hold themselves back.
2006-12-17 02:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by Johnathan S-C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple, Invent some kind of technology that the world can't live without, and then charge an obscene amount of money and dry up the world's wealth. Once people start starving, they'll let you be King of the World if you provide for them.
2006-12-17 04:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bill_will 's ninaj midgets will be no match for my death squad of penguins armed with nuclear tipped spears. I will lauch my penguin army first against the weaker nations, like Australia and America, then deal the coup de grace by levelling the stock markets of the world with a single penguin each....
2006-12-17 15:22:52 · answer #4 · answered by jacob b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First i would need to train my ninja midget squad, because who thinks there gonna be attacked my ninja midgets. That's my first line of attack. Then I have my midget ninja's destroy wal mart cause then people will be confused when reports of killer midgets destroy local wal mart and wont believe the new anymore then i have my specially trained midgets impersonate the president people wont notice they wont believe the news remember i will dominate the world muhahahahah.
2006-12-17 05:12:00 · answer #5 · answered by bill_will76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fool everyone into believing that I am the anti-christ, even though I'm actually the second coming of christ. In todays world, though, I wouldn't get very far if people really knew who I was.
2006-12-17 02:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by jemrx2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets see. first you need a sack of quarters (dont ask why ill tell you) it needs to contain about 300 quarters. (u may need to be buff as well) second go to hollywood and meet the producers of disney. once meeting them , you beat them down!!! but keep them alive. give them the choice of giving you disney or to be killed. Then take over all the other companies and then put a hypnotist on air and tell them all that you are world ruler!!!
2006-12-17 02:18:29 · answer #7 · answered by whiteandnerdy567 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Control the world through subliminal messages. Hopefully, these will instill emotions and thoughts into the population, these thoughts and emotions will then lead them to do your bidding, whatever that may be.
2006-12-17 02:21:29 · answer #8 · answered by Mercenary Poet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To dominate world , I dominate myself....
2006-12-17 03:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by ORKAN E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give everyone what they want, make everyone totally equal, and then domination will no longer be possible, or desired, for me to have.
2006-12-17 02:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by emma h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋