2006-12-16 16:38:04 · 11 answers · asked by mr. fancy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Funniest thing was also a bit embarrassing. The first high school basketball game that I was in, was my moment to show that I could play. The first time I touched the ball, I was called for a traveling violation. Frustrated, I slammed the ball onto the court. Instead of going far into the air......well, it came straight up and hit me between the legs. In extreme pain, I collapsed to the floor, and had to be helped off the court. Didn't play much after that.
2006-12-16 16:47:39 · answer #1 · answered by metoo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was at a police retiree's luncheon, and we were at the Japanese restaurant with the sunken table. I took off my shoes and was climbing around trying to get seated. I had on a filmy sundress. A cop stood up and said that he would help me down into the pit, just give him my hand. Trustingly I took his hand and he pulled me down face first onto the table. I was sprawled on top of it with 30 people pointing and laughing. There was no delicate way to get off of the table so everyone could probably see all the way up my dress. I laughed for an hour. He really got me! Nice.
2006-12-17 01:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, the funniest? i can't think of it on the spot. ok, well i got on that thing in the mall where ur legs are strapped on real high on ur thighs and u bounce up and down on the trampoline. well i only got on because there were really cute guys working it, and after jumping for a while, i started hurting REALLY bad in the *down there* region. the guys could see me wincing every time i came down so they asked what was wrong and i tried being cool about it and said "it hurts in the, uh, upper thigh area." and they didn't get it and they thought that they just tied the straps too tight and didn't realize what i was really talking about so i just said i was fine and finished my time, which was the longest 2 minutes of my life! my friends were laughing at me the whole time.
2006-12-17 00:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i was riding around on dirt roads drinking beer with my car full of girls.i stop at the top of a hill and got out to take a leak.i look around and my car was sliding down hill in the wet clay.i was trying to whiz and run at the same time to get back in the drivers seat.the girls loved it .
2006-12-17 00:47:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw this guy at a bookstore sitting in one chair and talking to and empty chair across from him. Then I listened for a while and realized he was giving it PHYCOLOGY!!!
2006-12-17 00:43:32 · answer #5 · answered by Zealotta 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i fell from the second floor and i was still laughing. People around me were very worried and everythng but i was laughing my head off!
2006-12-17 00:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i passed my exam with flying color and been crowned as the best student, but then i failed to enter any bording schools..and i wa so angry but that was the funniest thing of my fate....
because ive been crying nights and days for my unlucky fate...
God knows it..
2006-12-17 00:42:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I was pansed in the middle of a bball game. luckily, i had on my la lakers shorts on underneath. the kid who did it wuz gettin mad cuz i kept breaking his ankles, and he pansed me. the ref gave him a tech, and threw him out of the game. it wuz pretty funny.
2006-12-17 00:41:22 · answer #8 · answered by The Sexy Scott 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
insulting myself on accident
2006-12-17 00:39:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pooped on your head
2006-12-17 00:40:26 · answer #10 · answered by Cookie Monster 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋