Is the Yahoo Answers community a fair representation of your human race here on earth? I really hope not for your sake. Where do I find the truly intelligent beings who are running the planet?
2006-12-16 16:36:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Referring to the outcome of your landing, you are here. Welcome to planet Earth. I am one of the billions of Homo sapiens who inhabit this common home-planet.
First of all, dear visitor, I suggest you reform or improve your syntatical skills in the English language because without language, communication is not possible here - sorry visitor, we ain't onto telepathy yet; whatever it is!
Besides, you have no idea what Yahoo Answers community can serve - just wait and watch - in due time, your questions will be answered.
Err... on a more personal note, I happen to be working on Consumer-Matrix-Manipulation on the Skewmetrics Division. I usually employ array-proposition, sonography and g-Pi to achieve results. Sounds like I can solve your problem too, because two years ago I had sent a wandering Hornean back to his home using 7D Mechanical Assertment; that 8 light year trip was kinda jerky, but successful after all. So visitor, if you show me your landing report and a blueprint of your ship, then I will see what can be done. I prefer English.
Oh, and hope for the best - that's what the human race will tell you at its best!
2006-12-16 18:18:55 · answer #1 · answered by Xertxes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I trust you came here because you wanted to. If that's the case, there must have been some reason based on information collected by your civilization. Since it is likely that such information was transmitted by radio, why did you think there were any intelligent beings here at all after seeing "Beavis and Butthead"?
As anyone who really knows, it's the mice that are running everything -- at least until the program is complete.
2006-12-17 00:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by eriurana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Canada
2006-12-17 00:41:06 · answer #3 · answered by Star 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sadly, this is America for you. If you want to cull out the dumbest of the bunch, go to a college. Even a state run university is genius compared to this.
2006-12-17 00:52:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have the wrong planet! Intelligent beings running the planet? What an incredible concept! ;-)
2006-12-17 00:39:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell, you came from another galaxy, I have been all over the universe, lots of these yahooligans are pretty good in comparison to other places. I hope its not sour grapes you are bringing from afar.
2006-12-17 09:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's not fair, life is not fair.
Besides, it takes one to know one, doesn't it. Intelligent aliens should know better than to cruise Yahoo! Answers
2006-12-17 00:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by arbiter007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm really hoping "man" can help you. Good luck. Click on all his sites Ive heard they are virus free
2006-12-17 00:39:34 · answer #8 · answered by mld m 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are seeing a good cross section. Enjoy it .
2006-12-17 00:44:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, clown...keep yer day job 'cause you'll never make it as a comedian.
2006-12-17 00:52:47 · answer #10 · answered by Chug-a-Lug 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋