5 things to say to make someone mad?

Answer 1

1. Is that what your going to wear
2.(If your going out and there ready to go) Are you going to put on make up
3. your going out with her? shes alot of fun i mean good times
4.tell your mom i need my change from that lap dance
AND NUMBER FIVE.....You smell...down there
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Answer 2

You're ugly and your Mom dresses you funny.
Hey, Freak why do you have laser breath
Hey, Ugly duckling they have your brand of people across the railroad tracks
Remember the days your family was so poor and all you children only slept in one bed
You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor had already recommended you for plastic surgery

Answer 3

1. Hey, b***ch
2. What did you say?
3. Not to be mean but dinner was a little dry
4. Is that what your wearing?
5. Your makeup is a little dark dont you think?

Answer 4

.....1 ) I don't care what you think......... 2) You don't know what you're talking about.......... 3) Don't be so sensitive, get a sense of humor.......... 4) What do you want from me? O.k. then, you tell me what I should be saying........... 5) I don't care what you think, I'm going to do it anyway........... ~ ~ ~ ~ See a common theme here? The other person (child, lover, work associate, etc.) is not being valued.

Answer 5

Don't just go right out and insult them. Say things in such a way that you appear to be trying to be nice. For example-

In a fake voice, "You look, uh, great!"
"I've heard about this great diet! Want to hear about it?"

Answer 6

1. ignore them
2. mimic them
3. trip them over every chance u get
4. go out with the guy they like or prettend to like them n flirt with that person!!
5. have a differnt personality every minute (be a 1 man/woman circus)

hope i helped =>

Answer 7

1. Your butt is so big, you have more crack than a drug dealer.
2. does your breath always smell like that?
3. my grandma does her hair like that too!
4. you are so fat, goodyear wants to fly you over the superbowl
5. If gas were brains you wouldn't be able to power a toy car
6. if brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your head off!

Answer 8

Depends on who the person is. If they easily get mad it'll be much easier.

Answer 9

for a chick

1] you're fat. go diet.
2] ew. your face. ..ew.
3] you needa change your clothes
4] you have jelly on your butt
5] get away. you're not wanted.


for a dude
1] youu suckkkkkkkkkkkk.
2] shut up. your annoying.
3] can you go over there? and stay there?
4] you're gay.
5] you're a loser. seriously.

Answer 10

You are even uglier today.
How stupid can one person be?
Those are the ugliest clothes.
So how much weight are you going to gain?
Man, Your breath stinks.
You are the only girl I know with man hands.
Yes I have had a bigger one.