The whiskey before you add it to the fruitcake??!!
2006-12-16 15:42:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sorry for the length, but I got this yesterday...My Christmas Cookie recipe
I will be making several batches of these throughout the HolidaySeason!
Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
Level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
Bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
Another cup ... Just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
Chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
Just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Samp! Le! The Cuervo to check for tonsist icity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
Nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo
And make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS *giggle*
2006-12-16 15:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mikisew 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Who would ruin perfectly good whiskey by dumping it on fruitcake?
2006-12-16 15:46:28 · answer #2 · answered by Answer Master Dude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
trust me the whiskey wouldn't make it in the fruitcake
2006-12-16 15:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by Sue F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, non-alcoholic fruitcake for me!!
2006-12-16 16:45:02 · answer #4 · answered by jark79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-16 16:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by truth_teller 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask man
2006-12-16 15:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by alien 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee, yes
2006-12-16 15:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya.. do u?
2006-12-16 15:56:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋