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If you had these these buttons in front of you which ones would you press?

The most detailed and creative answer will get the points, (don't believe me? Check my other questions I always pick the best answer, try answering the other ones if you like them so much.)


Here are the buttons:

( o ) Turn everyone into Candy
( o ) Turn everyone into Maniquins
( o ) Turn everyone into Statues
( o ) Turn everyone into Rubber
( o ) Turn everyone into Cats
( o ) Turn everyone into Trees
( o ) Turn everyone into Birds

You can press as many as you like, but please describe what the effects would be and how the world would be like afterwards. Also why would you do it?

Note: pressing a button 2 times will undo the effect. Assume that if people are turned into inanimate things they don't die just get very stiff.


Most creative and detailed answer will get the points. Most impotently have fun! (Spammers and people who hate will be turned into ladies evening wear)

2006-12-16 15:01:45 · 9 answers · asked by Not a hippie 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

9 answers

LOL you really crack me up o.k here it goes.

If I pushed the first button it would not be good, because every one would turn into candy and I love candy! So then I would get very fat lol.

if I pushed the second button it would be bad because I happen to be creeped out by maniquins. So I would be creeped out.

if I pushed the third button I would turn everyone into statues and I would lose every staring contest. So I would be depressed.


if I pushed the fourth button Iwould turn everyone into rubber and I would have absolutly nothing to do and know one to do it with. So I would be lonely.

If I pushed the fifth button I would hate it because I am alergic to cats :(. So I would be miserable.

If I pushed the sixth button I would turn every one into trees and I would have nothing better to do than climb trees and I tend t get stuck in trees LOL. So I would be stuck.

If I pushed button number seven then I would turn everyone into birds and I would be on the ground and get pooped on by millions of birds.

You just made me realize that I like everyone just the way they are . By trying to change poeple I end up as a fat, creeped out, depressed, lonely, miserable, stuck in a tree person, with poop on my head.

LOL Merry Christmas!!

2006-12-16 15:19:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The first thing I would do would be to turn everyone into maniquins and rip the arms and legs off the people I didn't like, then press the button to turn them back into humans and watch them suffer! Then, when I grew tired of that, I would turn everyone into candy and eat all the people I didn't like and all the warmongers and terrorists in the world and then press the button to turn them back again. After that I would turn everyone into birds and hunt down and shoot every gang banger, rapist, child molestor and murderer in the world and press the button to turn the rest back to humans again. By this time there should only be peace loving people left and I would save my statue, rubber and tree buttons just in case some of them changed!!! That's exactly what I'd do! gee, does that make me terrible, or what?

2006-12-16 23:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0 0

I would press two buttons. I would turn everyone into rubber so I can run and bounce on them and then I would turn everyone into candy so I can run and lick all the good ones.

2006-12-16 23:07:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ah, I wouldn't want those buttons, because that would mean that someone might choose to use those buttons on me...but the one that turns everyone into statues is tempting...I would like to stop time long enough to clean my house and get some sleep! (not very exciting, I know).

2006-12-16 23:07:16 · answer #4 · answered by jennycf2 4 · 0 0

I would turn everyone into candy. The world would be more colourful, but it wouldn't change things much. Preference would still exist... there's no accounting for individual tastes. Some people would still give you a tummy ache, some would rot your teeth with their insubstantial sweetness, while others would give that sweet natural high that we get around our friends.

2006-12-16 23:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by Mikisew 6 · 1 0

I'd press, turn everyone into cats. Then my life dream of being a crazy cat lady would immediately come true!

2006-12-16 23:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by Manx 5 · 0 0

People into rubber cause then we could never be injured. Guy falls out a window, he just bounces right back up. Also it would would be a lot easier to have safe sex when you always have rubber on you lol.

2006-12-16 23:07:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Cats, trees and birds. Just seems like the logical mix.

2006-12-17 00:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by T_I_GG_E_R 5 · 0 0

this is a stupid question, sorry

2006-12-16 23:06:25 · answer #9 · answered by Sue F 5 · 1 1

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