I have a nasty guy in my bed and my husband could come home any minute now. how do i get him out?
2006-12-16 15:00:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
tie his nuts to a boulder and throw the boulder out the window
2006-12-16 15:08:58 · answer #1 · answered by PS 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call your husband immediately and tell him you are being raped by a big nasty man. Tell him to come home right away and to call the cops.
(unless you want that big nasty man in your bed again)
2006-12-17 01:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by Nikita 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that your husband is a huge, 6'5" 280 lbs, bisexual who once went to prison for raping a guy who looks like the one in your bed... Wait, is that him coming through the door?
2006-12-16 23:04:02 · answer #3 · answered by John N 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another great argument against drinking. You want to be like THIS girl? She thinks this is bad, wait till she starts burning with every urination, or getting that itchy feeling in the back of her throat from her newly acquired AIDS disease. Congratulations, you just got something that no one should deserve.
2006-12-16 23:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by delux_version 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nasty guy? I think you guys are nasty. Get him out the same way he get in, and let your husband see the nasty you are too.
2006-12-16 23:22:24 · answer #5 · answered by El guapo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are so low Maybe he will get stuck in you like dogs do,but maybe you are wore out though,feel sorry for your husband,but you know what gos around comes around,wheres your husband in service fighting for your freedom.
2006-12-16 23:06:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why get him out ?
Hubby needs to know you are cheating..
Get it resolved now...
You can keep nasty guy and get rid of hubby...
2006-12-16 23:40:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a joke right. if this isn't then i pray you don't get caught. you need to pray for a miracle ma. you suppose to go to a hotel can't afford that go to a motel never your house ma don't do that again good luck
2006-12-16 23:44:32 · answer #8 · answered by k2u 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him that you're husband is ten foot tall and bulletproof, goodluck, lol
2006-12-16 23:08:04 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... my advice... GET OFF THE NET and take care of the problem
2006-12-16 23:04:09 · answer #10 · answered by Samantha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋