Anchorman............?

Question

I would like someone to tell me all the tongue twisters in the beginning credits and some of the funny quotes.ty

Answer 1

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/

hilarious movie, i own it....many quotes

Answer 2

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
Champ here. I'm all about havin' fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off... Anyway, I've become kind of famous for my signature catch-phrase ? whammy. Like, Gene Tenace at the plate... and whammy.
"I don't know what we're yelling about"
"Loud Noises"
The bears can smell the mestration
Tell me about. I mean I woke up and I sh*t a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. And the hell of it is- the damn thing's still alive. So now I got this sh*t-covered squirrel sittin' down in the office. Don't know what to name it.

Answer 3

The best quote: Ron Burgundy to Veronica Corningston as they sit in the car overlooking San Diego on their first date.... Ron explains.... "San Diego means whales' vagina in Spanish" .... Just a thought........ Peace...............