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2006-12-16 11:22:20 · 24 answers · asked by sueflower 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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He knows using any other entrance will likely awake the house's inhabitants, so he first crams a hose under the front door and blasts the domicile with a fast-acting nerve gas. Moments later, all residents are rendered immobile and unconscious. Hence the verse, "Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse".

He'll then pick a lock, pry open a window, or blow open a cellar door. Making use of his time-stopping technology, he'll even raze the entire side of a house to make his rounds. If that happens, a team of exceptionally disgruntled elves are airlifted to the site and are made to repair the damage and restore it to its original appearance FLAWLESSLY while Santa moves on to his next destination.

Once in a great while, Santa will even install a chimney with which to transport himself into the house. Imagine the shock and awe of coming downstairs and finding out you've a fireplace as well as a room full of wrapped presents!

2006-12-19 14:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Santa is magical.... a million. He turns to a paranormal mist to slip down the chimneys. 2. His clothing proceed to be sparkling for the same reason. 3. He develop into no longer welcomed by technique of the townspeople. They felt it unusual that a grown guy may be so effective to little ones. 4. no individual may win a more beneficial healthy adverse to Santa because there isn't any information that HE develop into actual there. communicate with numbers a million and 2.

2016-11-26 23:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I really don't know how he does it, but when I was growing up he always came to our house at Christmas and we did not have a chimney. I know for sure not just because of the presents, but because the milk and cookies were always gone. Maybe he came in the window, or a door. Merry Christmas.

2006-12-16 11:27:03 · answer #3 · answered by mld m 4 · 0 0

We have a plastic "golden Santa Key" as part of our Christmas decs, and on Christmas Eve, part of the "going to bed" ritual is to hang the key on a bush outside our door, so Santa can get in easily. I've used that for all my kids, the eldest is now 18, the youngest still only 7, but it has really added something to their Christmas Eves.

2006-12-16 11:27:34 · answer #4 · answered by iamqueentracy 3 · 2 0

Digging a tunnel under the house, breaking through a water pipe, crawling through and emerging from the toilet inside the house.

2006-12-16 11:25:44 · answer #5 · answered by Royce R. 3 · 1 0

Sometimes he breaks through windows, sometimes be busts down doors. Santa's gotta do what Santa's gotta do.

2006-12-16 11:24:18 · answer #6 · answered by Greg S 3 · 1 0

One time, Santa came through my livingroom window when we lived in our apartment. You're to young to be on this website though if your asking that.

2006-12-16 11:28:05 · answer #7 · answered by Why o Why? 1 · 0 0

Basement door

2006-12-16 11:25:19 · answer #8 · answered by preciousmoments1962 7 · 0 0

He throws a brick (in wrapping paper) thru the window and then throws the presents in and then replaces the window. (Santa's also a glazier :-P)

2006-12-16 11:26:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

he has aportable potty he puts on the roof that turns into a santa stargate

2006-12-16 11:33:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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