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why are there so many different variety of farts? You know, a poofy fart, a squeaky fart, a silent fart, a puttering fart, a large explosive fart etc. what causes farts to be so varied?

2006-12-16 09:54:52 · 12 answers · asked by Pie's_Guy 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

you just never know whats gonna pop out.

2006-12-16 10:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

If you eat salsa and chips, the hotter the sauce, the worst the fart burns. If you eat ranch dressing with your pizza, it could be you know, trouble 'cause it may be a wet fart....and so it goes.

2006-12-16 09:58:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You forgot stinky fart

2006-12-16 09:57:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

your faggat azz swallowed a wet fart cockbuffer.

2006-12-16 12:39:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What goes in one end, comes out the other. For your sake, I hope it doesn't work the other way around. It would suck to burp cucumber..

2006-12-16 10:01:14 · answer #5 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 1 0

What's up with you and questions about farting? Maybe you should change your name to "gasman"

2006-12-16 09:57:47 · answer #6 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 2 0

The contraction of the sphincter has everything to do with it. how loose or tight the muscle.

2006-12-16 09:57:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

cause you eat so many different varied foods producing different types of gas.

2006-12-16 09:56:59 · answer #8 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 1 0

Depends on what you eat.

2006-12-16 09:56:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

SO YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR

OTHERWISE YOUR LAZY A S S

WOULD NOT.. ==:00

2006-12-16 09:57:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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