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I returned some hamburger to the store because I thought it had bones in it. After I got back home with the new hamburger, I started mixing my meatloaf and wtf? this one has bones in it too?
Thats when I discovered what I "thought" were bones was actually large bits of dried ONIONS from the soup mix!!! LMAO I hope the store manager never figured it out! I would have went back just to set things straight, but I was beyond embarrassed!
Enjoy a laugh at me...I'm not usually so dim!

2006-12-16 09:48:35 · 20 answers · asked by kimandchris2 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Well, do you know that commercial on TLC that says, "Don't intriduce her as your future ex?" Well, I was introducing my fiance to an old group of friends, and somehow or another, that commercial popped into my head. I said to them, "This is Rendon, he's my future ex." Oh my gosh.......I was beyond embarrassed, and felt stupid. I apologized to him and explained what was going through my stupid head at the time.

2006-12-16 09:53:30 · answer #1 · answered by Coalie 2 · 1 0

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2016-11-26 23:07:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

LOL!! Yeah...that was pretty stupid!!

Hmmm...last dumb thing I did? Lessee...

Well, not the last but about twenty years ago I chained up the refrigerator. My kids kept going in there and taking whatever they wanted after I told them to ask before taking anything. I was only going to do this for one day just to impress on them that I was serious.

Well, I lost the key for the lock, and no one could get into the fridge, including me. So I had to borrow a friends hacksaw (so we could have supper :) and I ended up admitting to him what I'd done.

He laughed his butt off.

2006-12-16 09:57:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was busy takling on the phone an wanted to heat up some Ramen noodles, but instead of putting them in the microwave, I put them in the freezer. It took me a while to realize the microwave hadn't beeped.

My fridge is right next to the microwave.

2006-12-16 09:52:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

OH you mean today? LOL

I guess the stupidest thing that I've done lately was put on two different colored of socks. Fortunately, I discovered it before I got too far. LOL

2006-12-16 09:53:30 · answer #5 · answered by Gnome 6 · 1 0

Forgot to call my weekly hours into the office on Friday. But the Secretary called me Saturday and requested them.

2006-12-16 09:51:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Dated three people at once thinking they would never find out about eachother and they did and I ended up alone :(

2006-12-16 10:19:19 · answer #7 · answered by Grazia 3 · 1 0

That sounds like something I do all the time! I do too many of them to count!

2006-12-16 10:08:07 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

I hurt a very special freind and I feel like a b-word. I am a B-word what am I saying.

2006-12-16 09:51:17 · answer #9 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1 0

wasted 20 minutes of my life that I will never get back on Yahoo Answers.

2006-12-16 09:51:14 · answer #10 · answered by Dane 6 · 1 0

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