2006-12-16 09:18:57 · 4 answers · asked by X 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
I believe that it got started during Christmas because of the gifts the Three Wise Men or kings, or whatever they were, gave. As for Chanukkah, it's mostly just an American imitation of Christmas. If you were to go to Israel, you would see that Chanukkah is a mostly nothing holiday.
2006-12-16 09:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by thewordofrashi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him... there was Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year; for many were killed!
Later, a war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train," but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.
2006-12-16 16:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by Shuggaloaf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it just did few thousand years ago everyone who knows is dead my friend! choose my comment as best answer buddy stay up!
2006-12-16 09:32:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-16 09:20:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋