Who would win?
The One And Only,
Razwell
2006-12-16 08:42:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Bruce Lee. Without a doubt. There is no way abyone can beat him.
2006-12-16 08:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by otter7 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee all the way! He would chop the elephant in half! Not only do he posses brute strength but he's smart enough to accomplish anything! Bruce rocks!
2006-12-16 18:58:50 · answer #2 · answered by sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm...the elephant. I love Bruce Lee but hey...an elephant will win.
2006-12-16 16:44:42 · answer #3 · answered by bettyboop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if the elephant sits on Bruce Lee, then....
2006-12-16 21:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by Miss T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee would leap up and do a roundhouse kick to the elephant, suceeding only in making him mad.
As the elephant prepares to stomp him with his foot, Bruce would enter a kung fu trance, cutting bloody lines in his chest and his face would grimace (as in 'enter the dragon'), his muscles on his trim body would flex and he would move like greased lighting and repeatedly punch the elephant's huge punchbag sized testicles at speed.
The elephant, in agony, would emit a deafening trumpet with the exteme pain.
Deaf, with blood dripping from his ears, bruce would then pull both hands away from the brokenup mashed ballbags, do a trademark grimace and start to pull both his kung fu hands into his stomach.
A dead elephant then flattens him.
(Answer: Both dead - 'A draw' lol!)
2006-12-16 17:08:30 · answer #5 · answered by deepthroat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee, all the way
2006-12-16 16:50:31 · answer #6 · answered by suliman2k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The elephant.
2006-12-16 16:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee would rip off its trunk and shove it up its butt.
2006-12-16 16:50:25 · answer #8 · answered by tazman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Le-phant, is that a character?
2006-12-16 18:27:11 · answer #9 · answered by djklamz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋