right ok, here is the problem, my g/f wants to get married because we have 2 kids, she is fat and ugly, kinda looks like she should be living under a bridge. problem is, i'm already married to another woman who is whiney and whingy as well as looking like she's been ran over. we also have 6 kids, which i don't give a damn about.
i also have another g/f, who is just a casual lay who means sh!t to me. what i want to do is to dump them all. i have dumped them before, i mean... is it my fault i'm so beautiful to women, most women are easy and just booty calls anyway. they just keep coming back for more... ah well i can't help being irrisistable.
what my question is, why don't women understand that they belong in the kitchen. cooking cleaning the crap off the kids. thats why women have kids so they can be in the rightful places... the home, no jobs, no votes, no education, just cooking and making sure my beer and my dinner is on the table when i get home. it even says so in the bible.WORD
2006-12-16 08:31:46 · 18 answers · asked by Lord Raven 1 in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
I guess it is you that does not get it.
If you have been so liberal in spreading your seed around to different women. I think you should take responsibility for your actions. After all it is you that is the educated one, right, so you know what you need to do.
BTW, your take on what the bible says is incorrect. I suggest re-reading it and quit taking things out of context.
I'll let you go, I'm sure you have diapers to change.
2006-12-16 22:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't left my kitchen yet, if you must know I take it with distinct pride that I am the sole child raiser.
You don't hear me complain, but you are doing a good job for both of us.
By the way, supper is on the table and if your lord ship does not mind, I served you two beers, instead of the usual one, one light, the other dark, as I am not sure what your pleasure is this evening.
Would sir like beer nuts with that?
Also the other day your lord ship the neighbor woman told me that I have a problem, well I showed her what problem I have and you know what, I'll tell you what.
I saw her a few days later; her head was all bandaged up, there was a brace on her neck, her left arm was in a sling and she was walking with a cane.
So did I run to your lord ship for help?
Hell no!
If it weren't for my education I wouldn't know what to do with the kids and do I run to you for help with them?
Hell No!
You must know your lordship that my real life husband is no different than you and I have told you no more than what I have told him.
Now you be a good lord ship and eat your supper.
By the way I am not fat and ugly.
2006-12-17 04:53:20 · answer #2 · answered by Laela (Layla) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol holy sh*t....please tell me you're kidding...you just wrote that just for your own enjoyment to see the pissed off responses right?I dont' think anyone can be that seriously f*cked up....i mean damn....if that's the case i'd seroiusly hope someone kicked your *** f*cked up your face, and then pissed on you just to knock some sense in you......or at least all your g/f jump your *ss and cut off your D*CK cause you obviously don't know how to use it right......damn.
2006-12-16 19:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by Dennis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweetie, did it ever occur to you that your girlfriends are the way they are because you can't do any better??? It seems to me that you had to lower your standards to bargain basement wannabe babes because you probably look and smell like Igor from Frankenstein. Since we don't have a shortage of ugly, fat, loser chicks who throw themselves at you it seems to have given you an ego that is clearly not deserved. Raise your standards a little and I think you'd find yourself alone. Happy Holidays.
2006-12-16 12:18:23 · answer #4 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Being irresistable to women who have the low self-esteem required to keep coming back to somebody like you should tell you something about yourself. I'm not sure what it is, but I am sure it's not something to go around bragging about. Add to that your irresponsible attitude towards your kids and you're probably about one step away from garbage. Nice job.
2006-12-16 12:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by fishman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jobs, votes, and education, are all rights that woman have and u cant take it away from us and no we do have to just do cooking and making sure your stupid beer and dinner is on the table when you lazy mofo gets home.
2006-12-16 08:38:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this IS a good troll.
Nice gift, there, being irresitable to hoglike, moronic baby factories. Being unable to resist sticking your johnson in them. Crapload of feigned conceit. Accepting no responsibility for any of it. The usual batch of in-the-kitchen cliches. And throwing the bible in at the end. That's what you call covering all the bases.
Good job.
2006-12-16 10:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
you must have a dull life im srry for you.. it must really suck to be so lonely you have to sit at home and make up stuff like this i mean its not even close to being believable... no one here believes you could even have a g/f your much to ugly on the inside for that... good luck to you
2006-12-16 14:50:29 · answer #8 · answered by crazyme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zzzzzzzzzzzzz.......oops, sorry I fell asleep reading that.
Is that really the best you can do? Seriously, that was embarrassingly bad, come back and try again when you have some half decent material.......
2006-12-17 01:32:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Troll.
2006-12-16 08:57:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋