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I've always found that show brought out more homocidal thoughts than suicidal.

2006-12-16 07:29:06 · answer #1 · answered by UNITool 6 · 1 1

A report was done on this a little while ago by taking senior citizens in a retirement home and changing their daily tv schedule to only Martha Stewart and leaving it on 24/7. By the end of the week a retirement home housing approx. 244 senior citizens now only had five. The five that survived were deaf and blind. This was a top secret operation that the government performed to actually see if the aliens were indeed using Martha Stewart's tv show to broadcast subliminal messages causing people to commit suicide. This test was done on senior citizens because nobody cares about them or will miss them. This was covered up by a fire that was caused by a "gameboy" that was left on too long and overheated. No one questioned this incident.

2006-12-16 07:43:20 · answer #2 · answered by Guru 2 · 1 1

Yes. There are an estimated 50,000 deaths annually that can be directly linked to watching Martha Stewart. People just seem to spontaneously erupt. On the bright side, the CIA has found that even the most hardened terrorist tongues wag after only four hours of her show. It's saved countless lives.

2016-05-22 23:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by Jamie 4 · 0 0

I believe what people think when the see Martha Stewart is not called suicide, but murder

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2006-12-16 08:48:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Why did you have suicidal or homicidal thoughts? Was it because Martha looks a little creepy, like she is a murderer? Or because she always yields a knife. You know she did go to jail!

2006-12-16 07:39:53 · answer #5 · answered by HustleGirl 3 · 0 0

Oops, you either missed the P&S button or you meant to put this here. I don't watch Martha. How about a nice brownie?

2006-12-16 07:28:45 · answer #6 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 1 0

They are even more common when you go to work and the people you work with spend every moment of free time (and many many moments of work time) talking about that show. I almost went for a beer just reading the name of the show, it brought on terrible flash backs and it's been 3 years since I left that job!!

2006-12-16 08:28:58 · answer #7 · answered by Seeking_Knowledge&trying_to_help 1 · 0 1

They are more than common. What do you think I was doing when my avataer pic was taken??? Thinking bout pu$$y??? No I was watching Martha Stewart

2006-12-16 07:29:39 · answer #8 · answered by sad kitty 3 · 1 1

I keep the show on a constant loop, and I find that I alternate between suicidal and sexually aroused.

2006-12-16 07:30:06 · answer #9 · answered by antijames76 2 · 2 0

Yes and so are homicidal thought against her. I know that's why I quit watching.

2006-12-16 09:59:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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