2006-12-16 07:21:30 · 5 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
He can't; plus theirs no such thing as a Santa Claus, but their is such thing as Jesus he'll give you every thing you need.
2006-12-16 07:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by m 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Santa no longer delivers toys to children the old fashioned way .He now uses stealth fighter jets. I believe he has several at his disposal.He's using smart bomb technology on the sacks filled with toy's and goodies........yep he send's them right down the chimney's of good little boys and girls. merry christmas be kind.
2006-12-16 07:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by jo jo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a short vacation for him, even Santa needs a vacation from the shitty miserable wet snowy coldness once in a damn while.
2006-12-16 07:24:44 · answer #3 · answered by BB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't need snow because his sleigh flies in the air.
2006-12-16 07:29:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he lands on the roofs, no neccesarily on the snow.
2006-12-16 07:26:01 · answer #5 · answered by happyday to you 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋