2006-12-16 04:30:26 · 18 answers · asked by rawk_chawk 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
The only thing coal is good for is burning. So burn something naughty boy!!!
2006-12-16 04:36:23 · answer #1 · answered by kukuroo2003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In fact... a lump of coal is a very good present. Follow my advice, and soon you'll have loads of money to buy a proper present for yourself.
First... cut it up into 4 chunks.
1. Burn the first bit and dance around the fire pretending you're a tribesmen. Make unsuspecting tourists pay to see you.
2. Draw a masterpiece with the second bit and sell it for a lot of money
3. Grind up the third bit into a powder and make a cup of coffee with it. Then get hired for a lot of money as a hitman and feed it to someone so they die.
4. Sell the last bit on ebay saying it is a meteorite/it is from Britney Spears' fireplace.
But maybe you should give 10% of your profit to Santa Claus for such an amazing gift!
2006-12-16 12:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use it to make an amazing drawing and sell it for 1000 $, then get yourself a shisha with the money and have a nice, looong smoke (burning the rest of the coal without having had to worry about getting coal and only about tobacco)! have fun! am jealous already!!!
2006-12-16 12:42:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chunk of coal is just a very very very newly born diamond!
2006-12-16 21:21:32 · answer #4 · answered by EloraDanan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use it to make a list of things to NOT do so you don't get a lump of coal next year.
2006-12-16 13:24:09 · answer #5 · answered by grbarnaba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! a chunk of coal! i am so jealous! why do other people always get better gifts than me?!?!?
2006-12-16 12:35:01 · answer #6 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, you have 4 options:
1. Eat it
2. Donate it to charity
3. regift it
4. Send it back
2006-12-16 12:40:29 · answer #7 · answered by venom! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use it to roast some chestnuts over an open fire this Christmas :)
2006-12-16 12:41:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put it under intense pressure and lock it in a safe for 20,000 years... viola, a diamond.
2006-12-16 12:39:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could compress it to turn it into a diamond. Hey, it worked for Superman.
2006-12-16 12:39:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋