Do you hate telemarketers and junk mail?
Do this...it good to have fun!!!
1)when a telemarketer calls just say "Hold on please" and set the phone down,this slows the pace down for his/her sales and takes time from him/her getting comissions.When ya hear that beep beep beep...then hang up the phone
2)If junk mail comes with a pre-paid envelope...put your junk mail in it and send it back to them...it cost them nothing if you throw it away...but if you send it back they just paid TWICE for it.
3)All those annoying ads you get with your phone bill...mail them back with your bill
4) when you get the calls by a computer, push the # key on your phone as fast as you can 6 or 7 times,this confuses the computer and it will delete your phone number.
5) send credit card applications back blank in the pre paid envelope along with some junk mail
Let these people throw away thier own junk mail and let them know we dont want it...Join me in my quest!!!
2006-12-16 01:32:57 · 4 answers · asked by hoagie13365 3 in Business & Finance ➔ Other - Business & Finance
Telemarketer, hello sir are you the head of the house hold?
me. Yes what can I help you with?
T. Sir you have been chosen to-
me. Hello?
t. Yes sir can you hear me?
me. Yes go ahead.
t. Well you have been chosen-
me. " hit the phone on the table hard" " Those damn cockroaches, I thought we sprayed for them last week"
me. I'm sorry go ahead
t. Ok sir we have chosen you to recieve a year supply of blah blah blah. How would you like that sent?
me. silent
hello sir are you there?
me. "sniffiling" I'm here.
t Sir are you ok?
me. Yes I'm just slicing some onion but go ahead.
t Ok we can send this to you for a small fee-
me. OH MY GOD!!! I JUST SLICED MY WRIST, IT'S SPRAYING ALL OVER , WHAT DO I DO ? WHAT DO I DO ?
I'M GONNA BLEED OUT. I'M GONNA PASS OUT, HELP ME SIR PLEASE HELP ME , PLEASE I'M GONNA F***IN DIE!!!
t. silence
me.Hello sir , sir are you still there?
t. silence
me. Sir ...................he he he he he he he SUCKER!
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2006-12-16 02:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, I talk with them for as long as they want and than I tell them that I will take it if it is free. Some time If there is a girl on the phone I ask her out and try to get personal and she hangs up.
I like the toilet idea though.
2006-12-16 01:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by kunjaldp 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I carry the cordless phone to the bathroom, make obscene noises then flush.
2006-12-16 01:41:27 · answer #3 · answered by nazilover1488 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You rock....thanks for the ideas!!!
2006-12-16 01:47:12 · answer #4 · answered by T_I_GG_E_R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋