Why cant she wait another 7 days until it's her birthday???
I don't want to spoil the old girl..
2006-12-16 00:03:04 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Honey, you promised you wouldn't embarass me by posting this! I just can't get enough of your manliness. You're irresistable and it's just wrong to make me beg for it...but you know I can't help myself what with your studly action.
2006-12-16 00:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your query is unintelligible. I believe, despite the endearment 'old girl' used by you to refer to her , that there is no love lost between the two of you now ,not at least on your part. What has birthday got to do with it/ It is a spotaneous outburst knowing no rules and regulations and unless it is so it has no charm. While birthdays are suitable occasion to make love just for the same of it, that does not mean that it is taboo on other days. You better decide yourself whether you love or not. If you do not no amount of cajoling or arguing with you is going to lead anywhere.You better make it clear to her. She may be shocked nodoubt. But rather than living in a fool's paradise(which is what your home is for her) let her realise that she does not fire you anymore so that highest expression of love has been reduced to nothing more than a formal observation on festivals and birthdays. A cuckoo tells me that you want just to maintain the facade as taking it away may be inconvenient for you.
2006-12-16 00:17:17 · answer #2 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
7 days aint a lifetime to wait..just tell her to keep her legs shut till its time..and in the meantime you should go down the pub for a pint with the remainder of the score you have left from taking the housekeeping back yesterday,get trollyed and go home when its dark and shes fast asleep..sorted xx
2006-12-16 01:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by greyhound mummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question sounds like it is a burden for you. Is it?
You said you didn't want to 'spoil her'? That thing between your legs is something you think she can't get elsewhere? Is this a sign of arrogance?
2006-12-16 00:12:52 · answer #4 · answered by Magicman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the old geezer who made love to his wife to the sound of the churchbells ringing, he had a heart attack one day when the fire bell went off.
2006-12-16 00:06:35 · answer #5 · answered by John S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think this is a frivolous question. No husband in his right senses would restrict sex with his wife to one day in a year, unless he is a nut.
2006-12-16 00:49:37 · answer #6 · answered by greenhorn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make her wait, my husband only gets it xmas day, cause thats his birthday as well. delayed gratification is a good thing lmao
2006-12-16 03:31:40 · answer #7 · answered by sammyantha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her she'll just have to be patient you don't want to spoil the surprise.
2006-12-16 00:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by Rocky 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Beware ole chap! If you aren't spoiling her,then someone else might just come along and do it for you....Give it up LOL...
You know what they say...."If you don't use it,you lose it"!!!
2006-12-16 00:12:38 · answer #9 · answered by ladybug 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dammed inconsiderate of her! Don't you think! What ever next! She'll be asking for housekeeping money next! Impossible!
2006-12-16 00:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by wheeliebin 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋