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seeing the news about the south dakota senator, i am afraid that there are millions of republicans out there sticking pins into the heads of voodoo dolls in an attempt to take back the senate. to the minimal extent that republicans are constrained by any sense of morality or political coherence, is voodoo allowed in their culture?

2006-12-16 00:00:11 · 11 answers · asked by domangelo 3 in Politics & Government Law & Ethics

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Voodoo is a Democrat Thing imported in from Haiti to Louisiana.
The senator's name is Tim Johnson, since you didn't know.
It started out with a bad headache. Ted Kennedy gave him two little pills. In a few minutes, he went down.
(Never accept pills from Ted Kennedy.)

2006-12-16 00:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Anyone can engage in voodoo.
It's a religion, and covered by the First Amendment.
And if it were true that Republicans are successfully practicing voodoo, I would think that you would be a lot more respectful; lest somebody starts sticking pins into your doll.

2006-12-16 08:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Voodoo is widley accepted in republicon culture. Often they will huddle in small groups, around a fire, in the middle of the Nevada desert and chant awful death songs to their enemies. This is why animals die when republicans come near them.

2006-12-16 08:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I know, the life of the senator don't matter, the thing is to get the seat in the senate, that's bad..☺

2006-12-16 08:10:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Voodo is only allowed against Democrats.
We have no morality.
Somehow we are still far superior to the Democrats as human beings.

2006-12-16 08:03:26 · answer #5 · answered by Albert H 4 · 2 0

I thought they did... in the 2000 Presidential election, in the 2004 Presidential election, in getting approval for the invasion of Iraq, etc.

2006-12-16 08:03:57 · answer #6 · answered by Paul H 6 · 1 1

All of us Democrats are engaged in satanic prayer.

2006-12-16 08:05:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

sir what I seen about the Republican any thing thy what to do is fine.It the other people their worry about

2006-12-16 08:09:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Allowed? I thought they took an oath to practice it. :)

2006-12-16 08:11:08 · answer #9 · answered by Some Like 1 · 0 1

seems to me they already do - along with warmongering, stealing, terrorism, cheating, lying, bullying, adultery, making deals with the devil, murder, brainwashing, violence, etc etc etc

I guess my point is that I would not be surprised what they do to keep their hate alive.

2006-12-16 08:05:21 · answer #10 · answered by goddess 3 · 1 1

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