A Christmas tree doesn't care if you had other Christmas trees in the past.
Even a small Christmas tree gives satisfaction.
A Christmas tree always looks good, even with the lights off.
A Christmas tree has pretty balls.
A Christmas tree doesn't follow you around begging if you decide to choose a different one.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you sit around in your pajamas and watch soap operas all day.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it starts to get old and droopy.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year!
2006-12-15 23:46:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Well, my friend it is evident that people haven't the slightest sense of humor. Your humor is not the best either, I'm afraid...
2006-12-17 17:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by Naughty Boy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It relies upon, in a house finished of kids then a outstanding mismatched one seems good because it shows that the finished kin performed an element, yet at the same time as the youngsters have left residing house you've were given to have a wise tree.
2016-11-30 20:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot one other: A christmas tree will light up at your command!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
A Wickedly Happy Christmas to all!
2006-12-15 23:50:19 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Iam buying a tree tomorrow...never that about the tree that way.
oh the tree will terun me on now
2006-12-16 06:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah - that could be an argument for going non straight or gay!! What about the sex part though. It could be a prickly experience with a Christmas tree to say nothing for friction burns. Hohohohohoho - thanks for making me laugh!
2006-12-16 01:33:45 · answer #5 · answered by waggy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah stick with the tree!!..and your hand lol or even Christmas up your sex life with a few crimbo instruments!! anyway merry crimbo have fun!!...
2006-12-16 02:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so you are leaving your partner for a christmas tree, hope you have a good time and good sex with the tree, enjoy it and merry chrismas.
2006-12-15 23:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by livinhapi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you need to dump ur partner, sh*g around and have some fun over xmas
2006-12-16 01:14:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go with the tree....lol
2006-12-16 00:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
your gay partner is much better than your christmas tree because he is human being like you and live with you , to love you and do not compare him to a chhristmas tree which is only a thing made out of the wish of human being.
2006-12-15 23:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋