2006-12-15 20:36:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
THEY ARE UP TO DATE
2006-12-16 15:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by RAMAN IOBIAN 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok I am not a Sexist - I repeat I respect women very much - but, I just want to fill up the blanks if you may allow. Not my opinions, not even one of them.
1. Both can sit in your lap while you're "reading" them.
2. Both become yesterday's news if you're finished with them (i am sorry - I repeat I don't mean it).
3. Once married, you need both for breakfast.
4. Both have little resale value (again, I don't mean it)
5. Your dog can be trained to fetch either one.
6. I like both fresh early morning.
7. Both are your best companions when alone (at least, you're going to like this one).
8. Both hide classified information (newspapers don't exactly hide, anyways let's move on).
9. You may keep both wrapped up, or exposed as you please.
10. Both are....OK, I ran out of ideas maybe somebody else should step in.
One difference though
You may change your newspapers, but not your woman so easily.
2006-12-16 05:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by quilm 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Both twist the facts the their benefit.
2006-12-16 07:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by Kiran 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too many words
2006-12-16 04:50:04 · answer #4 · answered by John S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They rarely tell the truth.
2006-12-16 04:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Newspaper does not compel you to "listen"...
2006-12-16 04:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
both have head lines
2006-12-16 04:48:25 · answer #7 · answered by Kevin 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They both like gossip!!!
2006-12-17 04:03:29 · answer #8 · answered by HANS LAXMAN 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
new
2006-12-16 04:48:06 · answer #9 · answered by vishva3chaitanya 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋