Big Bird treats the ladies right!
2006-12-15 20:03:06 · 27 answers · asked by Big Bird 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
because big bird looks sweet,beautiful and sexy(lmao)but girls look ugly and scary.so big bird doesn't have any.
2006-12-15 20:07:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl birds don't like big, overgrown, bright-as-the-sun yellow feathered, humongous beaked birds who also flip-the-bird in photos. Sorry!
2006-12-15 20:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by michelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as in yourself or the one in sesame street? maybe the cartoon doesn't because the kisses and pecks to big bird may be unacceptable to certain viewers who are in kindy gardten. as for you, if you treat the ladies right, go talk to will smith from hitched.
2006-12-15 20:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by kowalley 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
girl birds don't like bubble butts on boy birds.
2006-12-15 20:07:04 · answer #4 · answered by Pie's_Guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first, catch him and tie him up. then force him to watch the Good Touch/Bad Touch video, because why is he blowing up condoms and giving them to little children? Then ask him for some of those psycadellic drugs he takes to see snuffaluffagus. then maabye your condoms are safe.
2016-05-22 22:56:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might be a female bird..
2006-12-15 20:09:12 · answer #6 · answered by adorable 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet he does treat the ladies right! Maybe they are all too small for him and they cannot reach his beak...
2006-12-15 20:07:39 · answer #7 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he is gay. Look at his relationship with Mr. Snuffleupaguse, all secret, no one ever knew because he would slink around in the shadows. Think about it.
2006-12-15 20:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by act as if 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The yellow feathers are a turnoff
2006-12-15 20:40:50 · answer #9 · answered by half sam, half amazing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because hes only 6 years old!
2006-12-15 20:12:19 · answer #10 · answered by blondie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋