And by "woman" I mean computer and by "if she doesn't do what she's told" I mean doesn't work because it's an old computer with outdated programs.
2006-12-15 19:33:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
This woman is your slave, to do your bidding. In olden times, they just threw slaves who have outlived their usefulness, to the lions.
Do the same thing to your current slave and get a new slave who is attractive, satisfy better and slim too!
Here by lion, I mean the garbage can (for your current slave).
2006-12-16 00:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by greenhorn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAha BEAT HER- then go buy you a prettier model, make sure to the get the new slim monitor with the fast mother board, do not mistake that for wanting babies, just that she rotates better than a vibrator with a D battery. Make sure to have all the accessories included in the package, or you could end up paying for things later.
2006-12-16 03:36:38 · answer #2 · answered by allaboutme_333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what? im gonna need you to turn off the computer and get out of the matrix and step into the "real" world for a minute. socialize, interact, with humans. maybe your computer is running slow because its telling you something.... give it a break
2006-12-16 03:36:43 · answer #3 · answered by envyme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take a 357 Magnum to the CPU and put it out of its misery. Then go and get an MS XP.
2006-12-16 03:37:07 · answer #4 · answered by Monsieur Rick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in that case it is ok to hit a woman, she brought it upon herself. better yet, you may get a little more pleasure byy stripping her down and saving her parts and then throwing her out the window.
2006-12-16 03:55:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never, never hit a lady, same thing with your computer unless you wanted it broken.
2006-12-16 03:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by Ella Jean Q 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why can't your computer be a male!!!
And jeez why stop at hitting it! Kick the **** out it. You know you really want to!
2006-12-16 04:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by kellz_car 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i try to pace my temper before i get to that point... try flipping it off, calling it an old dirty wh**e then throw a blanket over it and walk away. btw, at that point she's gonna be really pissed so dont let her hear you talk bad about her,, make sure to whisper.
2006-12-16 10:53:11 · answer #8 · answered by nodumgys 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah , smack the little XXXXXXXX arce till its read raw if it makes you feel better
2006-12-16 12:50:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
throw it out a second floor window
2006-12-16 04:15:45 · answer #10 · answered by stevenwc444 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋