2006-12-15 17:18:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
According to union rules, Jesus would get his birthday off. HOWEVER!!! A good corporate attorney could build a case that it really isn't Jesus-es birthday AND he must work or lose his position as The King, with the resulting reduction in pay.
Peace.
2006-12-17 13:58:50 · answer #1 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Naw, Jesus would pay a house call to 1 North Pole, heal jolly ole St. Nick and send him off to work. Of course then Jesus would be fashionably late to his own birthday party, resulting in lots of impatient people waiting for the Evian to be turned to champagne.
2006-12-16 02:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by sueflower 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. he wouldve probably thought about this scenario beforehand and set up a backup system. theres probably about 10 people or elves waiting in line to replace santa just in case.
2006-12-16 01:55:12 · answer #3 · answered by tooswt4you_o7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-12-16 01:21:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, that's when Mrs. Claus comes in handy.
2006-12-16 01:20:28 · answer #5 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would be too busy blessing people anyway.
2006-12-16 01:21:15 · answer #6 · answered by Lyrical Lie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus doesnt like elves so ..no
2006-12-16 01:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, the Grinch would.
2006-12-16 01:21:23 · answer #8 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he probably would if it was double time pay
2006-12-16 01:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by Boop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well since neither are ******* real I guess so (if they where real)
2006-12-16 01:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋