I've a shotgun, holy water, and small propane torch. It can only utter grunts and snarling hisses, and appears to be searching for a mate. Eep!
2006-12-15 16:51:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
There's no other choice, you're going to have to blow up the house! First, flood the basement with vodka, as the fruitcase absorbs fluid it will become bulkier and slower. If you're lucky it will expand enough to prevent escape through a doorway.
Blow out your pilots, and turn on all the gas valves, light a candle and run like hell to get as far from the house as possible. Hopefully you'll be far enough off when the thing finally blows.
God help us all if it's a super fruitcake, it will regenerate from the blown up bits and take over the country. Our fate is in your hands - Good luck!!
2006-12-15 16:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by heart o' gold 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you'll have to bake another fruit cake, a smaller one. then go to the top of the basement stairs and break the leg of the smaller cake ..the cries will draw the other cake in. they might be foul to eat but they have an endless sympathy for the suffering of others.
2006-12-16 01:46:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
VACATE the house immediately. You never trust those nasty little things. You could be in grave danger. Call the authorities. They can bring the FBI, KGB, ATF, TABC, FBFI, ABC AND 123.
2006-12-16 00:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by mom of 2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move out of the house. It's not safe in that neighborhood anymore.
2006-12-16 00:54:14 · answer #4 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quick! Feed it to the dog. Or Uncle Ralph! Whoever is closer!!
lol!!
2006-12-16 00:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats is some pretty funny s h i t!! Happy Holidays!
2006-12-16 00:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by PegBundyWannabe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lure it into a cage with live bait, then torch that fruity s.o.b! LoL!
2006-12-16 01:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by piratewench 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Exorcism...Holy water...
2006-12-16 00:55:30 · answer #8 · answered by guudkarma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be glad it ran away, now you don't have to eat it!
2006-12-16 00:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by Two Peas 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shotgun
2006-12-16 00:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋