This really isn't an easy thing to even ask but I'm so scared and I just don't know. I am 15 years old and when my parents aren't home, I like to play around with our St. Bernard, named Eloy, and he has been inside of me dozens of times. I noticed that in the past 3 months that I have been gaining weight quickly! And I'm really scared, I don't know what to do, and THERE IS NO WAY I CAN TELL MY PARENTS!!! Can this really be happening to me? thank you
2006-12-15 16:25:36 · 66 answers · asked by DVxdv s 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
no but really though. He loves me
2006-12-15 16:33:20 · update #1
HAHAHAHA! NOPE! OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY! no ur not pregnant off a st. bernard and seriously i hope u can do better cuz i think u have surpassed the line of "all time low"
but seriously its impossible. 2 different of species...
2006-12-15 16:28:29 · answer #1 · answered by strawberrydaiquiri 3 · 16⤊ 2⤋
You sweet silly child. You can not get pregnant by your dog. You can however get sick. You might have gotten an STD from Eloy. Chlamydia comes to mind. It is not a safe practice to let your pooch get that close to you.
Your not the first to make that mistake and I'm sure you wont be the last.
It is a good idea to go see the Doctor and get tested for STDs .
Please stop having close relations with Eloy. It is wrong and dangerous. A Saint Bernard is no small animal and allowing him to have sex with you is also allowing him to be your alpha. In the dog world you are submitting to his will. He will one day prove his power over you and can hurt you badly.
Do please stop.
2006-12-16 15:37:41 · answer #2 · answered by tian_mon 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
ok... as completely messed up as this post already is... did ANYBODY catch that comment about halfway up the page? The one that's possibly even MORE disturbing then the actual question? With the guy/girl(?) who said:
"no way. that's great. I used to do the same thing... but I got caught and it was really embarrassing. I think that if you are going to get caught then you should stop, but if you're good about it, keep going! Just ignore the other people above because they can't possibly know what it's like. How good it feels, and all of the AMAZING colors, you know? Just be who you are."
Seriously... "THE COLORS" ...W-T-F!?
There are more people like this out there!? I can't believe it.
2006-12-16 15:43:50 · answer #3 · answered by jesuschristsuperstarman2 1 · 8⤊ 0⤋
are you joking around or what? do you think you are going to give birth to puppies? no, you can't get pregnant that way. next time put a condom on Eloy or better yet stop sleeping with him.
2006-12-17 12:12:28 · answer #4 · answered by Diamond 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't get pregant from a dog because the chromasomes don't match up. However, this is not a good thing to do, because you could get some diseases that would be very hard to treat. Many of our sexually transmitted diseases, from syphillis to AIDS, have variants in animals, and may have been first transmitted to humans via animals. This is why sex with animals, also known as bestiality, is frowned upon in most societies, including ours.
It is possible that the stimulation has caused you a hormone imbalance and a false pregnancy. In fact this is likely. You need to talk to someone about this, maybe the nurse at your school. Don't worry, nurses have heard it all already, and she can help you. You may need to be tested for STD"s, and you may need hormone treeatments to get yourself back on track.
2006-12-16 15:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by Joni DaNerd 6 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Honestly, I can't tell you how sad this is. No, you cannot get pregnant by another species. Yes, you should go to a doctor. If you're just messin, I ask that you stop, and if you are serious, please, please, pleaaassseee tell your parents. Or a trusted adult. And no, don't go sleeping with other males as an alternative. Stop completely. Save yourself for the man you are going to marry!!!!!!!! And please save yourself from a lot of heartache and possible disease.
2006-12-18 07:18:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to know if the dog can be charged with statutory rape considering you are only 15.
Seriously, i really hope you people don't believe this. It's just a stupid joke.
2006-12-17 12:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by jay 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first of all thank you staff of rejects from Saturday night live. Your comedy is tasteless and shows what type of people come here and offer their two cents. I hope you never have a problem such as this. If possible you should be parade in the town square for you fair share of humiliation. First I do not think it possible for inter species creation. second it could be more an issue you should consult your doctor on and not here. This seems to be a site for the choir of baboons. Talk to your doctor he or she will give better help then some of the low grade morons here best wishes
2006-12-16 17:13:15 · answer #8 · answered by Cannuck 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
A human cannot get pregnant by any other species. Put that aside and ask yourself why you would let a dog penetrate you. That in itself is NOT normal. Buy a dildo if you must and leave the poor dog alone already.
2006-12-16 15:02:49 · answer #9 · answered by saucylatina 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
YOU ARE A FAKE....THATS MY GUESS.
BUT........ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT YOU ARE NOT, THEN YOU NEED SOME HELP; SERIOUS HELP. DID THEY NEVER TEACH YOU THAT BEASTIALITY IS AN ABOMINATION? GOD ALMIGHTY IS TRUELLY NOT KOSHER ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH ELOY, NOT KOSHER AT ALL.
REPEAT AFTER ME:
"you can love your pets; but just don't LLLLOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEE your pets" ~The Truth About Cats & Dogs
2006-12-16 23:05:46 · answer #10 · answered by º§€V€Nº 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Everybody just stop it. Can't you see that this poor freightened girl is sexually confused and might now be harvesting many rare and strange diseases which are now flowing freely through her body's intricate network of veins into every fiber of her body?
haha, ok so it's a little funny... but kinda serious. You should go see a doctor sweet-cheeks!
2006-12-16 16:49:57 · answer #11 · answered by pingtanglang 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋