he comes from the north pole in a unidentified flying object, he speaks a different language (ho ho ho) and he has unregistered animals and his licence and registration of his vehical is out of date, he works in a illegal toy factory with free electricity and he had a million babies just for the well fare the babies are his slaves, (elves) they are short people with an ear condition
2006-12-15 16:25:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
He's just passing through, not asking for any kind of free assistance, but actually leaving presents. He's the kind of visitor the U.S. needs. Merry Christmas!
2006-12-15 16:55:22 · answer #1 · answered by Genius Squirrel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Everyone one knows the "undefined object" is his sleigh being pulled by some kind reindeer volunteers.
2. He doesn't speak a different language, that's how he laughs.
3.The Reindeer are not unregistered, they volunteered to help.
4. He doesn't need license and registration because his sleigh is not a car, motorcycle, or anything of the sort. That's like needing license and registration for a skateboard.
5. How is his toy factory illegal? He gives TOYS to children, not box cutters.
6. He delivers gifts to hundreds of children each year. The least the electric company can do his pay for his electric bill.
7. The elves are not babies because they would not be able to make toys, stand up, or talk.
I'm not trying to be rude or nothing, I just thought I should defend him. I don't exactly believe in him, but I just felt like saying something. You should watch "Santa Clause Is Comin' To Town", it explains alot!
2006-12-15 18:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by Chocolat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I've never thought about it before.
He lives at the North Pole, which isn't a country. So, I don't think he has any particular nationality.
Since his delivery job takes him all around the world, I assume he has work visas for all the countries he visits.
I don't think he qualifies as an illegal immigrant.
2006-12-15 18:08:25 · answer #3 · answered by WillyC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that Homeland Security and the President are taking this very seriously this year.
2006-12-16 03:24:28 · answer #4 · answered by Serendipity#2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, for your info, most Santas are Caucasian (white skinned), so therefore, Santa is NOT an illegal immigrant.
2006-12-15 17:16:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sure he is .and he work hard to say ho ho ho ho
2006-12-15 17:59:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that was a little funny, MERY CHRISTMAS!!!
2006-12-15 16:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by angelwings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he aint real
2006-12-15 16:28:11 · answer #8 · answered by dwaynesinclair 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya.
2006-12-15 16:31:32 · answer #9 · answered by eusine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋