Doctor: I've "bad news" and "very bad news" for you.
Patient: Well, might be better give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
They said you've 24 hours to live.
Patient: What?! 24 hours! That's terrible!
What could be even worse then? Tell me the very bad news.
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
2006-12-15 12:45:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lol, wow... he's SOOO dead... (I shouldn't laugh, don't want to jinx myself... giggle.)
2006-12-15 12:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you'd be able to feel death creeping up on you before that appointment, and it probably wouldnt be such a suprise.
2006-12-15 20:53:51 · answer #2 · answered by amosunknown 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol About an 8 !
2006-12-15 20:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lay down.
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2006-12-15 20:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by Sociopath 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is older than my dead grandmother
But still cute
2006-12-15 20:50:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that I will drop dead with the impression.
2006-12-15 20:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have on heck of a party
2006-12-15 20:50:07 · answer #7 · answered by nas88car300 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-15 20:48:57 · answer #8 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PUT IT ALL OFF TILL LATER
2006-12-15 22:47:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What could you do?
2006-12-15 20:50:43 · answer #10 · answered by High? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋