ok...the story behind this question:
Me and my friend were on the bus, we saw this Santa with a grill and chains and bling...Gangsta Santa!
So then my friend goes "hey little kiddies, in my lap. Guess who's back with a brand new rap?" (from that Eminem song Lose It) lol\
Be creative!
2006-12-15 11:31:41 · 10 answers · asked by Cherrie Kisses♥ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
hey little kiddies, in my lap.
guess who's back with a brand-new rap?
it's santa, he's nice and phat.
he's bringing da goodies with his elfie matt.
hey santa, what's in your sleigh?
oh, you'll hafta wait til xmas day.
but santa, i've been so good.
back off lil girl, gotta get to da hood.
yo yo santa, just kiss my @ss.
oh lil girl, you got some sass.
ya got that right you big fat punk.
and not only that, you got a funk.
yo yo santa, where'd you get that suit?
offa some wino in da park?
yeah says santa, it was mighty dark.
now go inside and hang your stockings,
santa will come, but he won't be a knocking.
so don't wait up, don't you sweat it,
can't ya'll give santa just a little bit of credit?
he'll get there, there's only 10 more days,
and santa is tired of your wicked ways.
hey little kiddies, in my lap.
guess who's back with a brand-new rap?
uh, well, i tried....rotf.
2006-12-15 12:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Not like in the country where you might take a sleigh ride
Ride the horse and buggy but you still gotta pay Clyde
Paper fireplace held up with tape
And Santa Claus comes by fire escape
You have trees decorated inside and out
In the city, there's only one tree in the house
that my mother put together, limb by limb
And you can't use popcorn string as trim
Cause the rats like salt, and roaches like butter
They hang around the tree like bums in the gutter"
2006-12-15 19:43:37 · answer #2 · answered by melinda_8205 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a jumpin in my sleigh to go out tonight
all the kiddies in their beds, they won't see no sights
if u hear those jingle bells ringin
if u hear those carolers singin
u BETTER watch out
u BETTER not cry
u BETTER not pout
i'm tellin YOU why
Gansta Santa's comin to town!(oh yesss)
(sung to something like bum-bum-shh bum-bumbumbumbum-shh)
2006-12-15 19:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by Ziggy Stardust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho Ho Ho, it's My Christmas show.
Be welcome at Santa's Crib, and get a few licks
Take a shot, I know my grills will get you hot
Even Rudolph has it own ho's. Just watch when his nose glows
Only here at Santa's Late night christmas shows, Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho's
2006-12-15 19:46:12 · answer #4 · answered by Emile D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His rap would probably be something rediculous. Probably some poorly done rendition of a christmas song. I guess his rap would be your song, but i gatta agree with the guy above me....rap is terrible.
2006-12-15 19:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by Bobby B 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
(I got my vans on but they look like sneakers)
Got my suit on an' it look like Chrismas
Got my hat on an' it look like Chrismas
Got my boots on an' it look like Crismas
2006-12-15 20:03:27 · answer #6 · answered by K-chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa's cumin' where my ho's at
2006-12-15 19:33:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jingle my balls ,Jingle my balls, Jingle all my balls, oh what fun it is to smash someones head into your walls, hey!
2006-12-16 08:56:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
RUN DMC beat you to it
2006-12-15 19:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by KGP 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
who cares? rap sux!!!
2006-12-15 19:33:28 · answer #10 · answered by The "Dony" 3 · 2⤊ 5⤋