Seeing as how it is the season, me and my friend Lou figured we should get a tree. Ya know, make the place a little festive. So we go into town to one of those lots. 40 bucks for a tree? Looked more like a bush. 3 cases of beer is a better deal. So anyway, we hop back in the truck and go looking for a tree. S***. They're all over the place. Free too. What sucker spends 40 buck for a dead tree? Guy I know, Jimmy, got a whole bunch behind his barn. So we figure, WTF, take one. I don't cotton much to Jimmy anyway. Problem is Lou has already worked his way through half a case of beer before we get there. Now, why Lou had to pick the biggest dang tree there, I don't know. That sucker had to be 200 feet tall. Crushed the whole barn when it fell. Jimmy comes running out all p***** off about the barn and s***. Ole Ernie (that's my dog) got all het up and started humpimg Jimmys leg. Then Lou threw up in my truck.
Man, I just don't know about this Christmas spirit stuff.
2006-12-15 11:14:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
my gf drew me a tree. thats our tree. much easier than the crap you went through
2006-12-15 11:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by HeNRY 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you wait until Christmas Eve the tree lots will let you have a tree for 5 bucks. It won't have as many needles but hey, just throw on lots of shiny tinsel and it won't matter.
But really, Mr. Truefact, you and your buddy Lou are never going to get any good women if you don't civilize yourselves a bit. There's a new show on cable tv that you guys need to watch:
Queer Eye for the Trailer Trash Guy.
I think it would really help and if you two could apply to actually be on the show as guests.....that would be terrific.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
2006-12-17 04:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dont have to get a tree. You can do whatever the H*** you want for christmas decorate your tree or bush in your yard or something
2006-12-15 11:19:36 · answer #3 · answered by superelite_30 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like great fun! Hope you towed the tree home behind your p/u truck,.and leaned it on your mobile home.
2006-12-15 11:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by campmor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes of course i have a tree ! i love xmas treezz ! i have a fake 3' one in my room and a real 8' one downstairzz yayuhh
[[ oh btw i didnt read that paragraph thing you wrote, its too longg and i dont want to hear your story ]]
2006-12-15 11:18:05 · answer #5 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. I never bought a tree and I never will. For one thing, it seems rather silly to kill a living thing for no particular reason.
2006-12-15 11:17:24 · answer #6 · answered by Father G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no - not this year - I am in the middle of moving to another state and I really can't get into the holiday spirit.
However, I enjoyed your story about yours.
Thanks for the chuckle.
2006-12-15 11:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by Lili 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no way dude, get an aluminum pole and have the feats of strength and the airing of greivances
2006-12-15 11:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i haven't had a xmas tree in over 10 years...can't afford, don't have the room for it, haven't missed it. lol. okay, i miss it, but only on xmas eve.
**cracking up at henry's answer!!! blahahahahahaha, that's hella funny.
2006-12-15 11:17:53 · answer #9 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Lou", "Jimmy", "beer", "biggest dang tree" and "barn"... is it just me or those 5 things say WHITE TRASH all over????
2006-12-15 11:21:04 · answer #10 · answered by Edith Avatar 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋