25 Rules for Women
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it
down.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don't make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with
it.
6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different,
it's just like every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't
expect us to like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will.
Mark anniversaries.
18. Share the bathroom.
19. Share the closet.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
22. Nothing says 'I love you' like a quickie in the
morning.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24. Check your oil.
25. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
2006-12-15 10:57:49 · 19 answers · asked by mongo862001 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
25 Rules for Men:
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it
down.
2. Wash your sheets. Yes, it does matter.
3. Don't make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
5. Sometimes, you are not the center of the known universe. Live with it.
6. We don't give a crap about "the Relationship" - Just love us.
7. Get rid of your stinky hockey gear (or at least put it in a sealed rubbermaid) And no, it's not a different "manly" kind of smell... it just stinks.
8. You love your pet... we'll tolerate it, and maybe love it too.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
11. Do your own laundry. Really.
12. Do your own laundry. Really.
13. Do your own laundry. Really.
14. Pouting is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
15. Your best friend is an idiot. But we'll respect him because you do.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
17. If you are going to be 'romantic' be original.
18. Share the bathroom. Flush, please.
19. Put your own clothes away.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. Sports=Sundays... yes. Watch the freaking volume.
22. Nothing says 'I love you' like a quickie in the
morning.
23. Action movies are not the end all and be all. Try new genres.
24. Put gas in the car.
25. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
2006-12-15 11:22:31 · answer #1 · answered by Mikisew 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-26 21:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different,
it's just like every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
I disagree with those!!!
2006-12-15 11:20:55 · answer #3 · answered by Me<3JB 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some good points and some points come from your own preference, not all men in general.
Overall review 3 out of 5.
2006-12-15 11:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by Wandering Sage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha. That very cute and pretty good advice because some of it is true and some of it is false. I don't agree with number 1, guys should be able to put the toilet seat down too.
2006-12-15 11:03:47 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♥Bree♥♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I just wanted you to know that I read this to my husband and he loved it. He's taking it to work to share it with the guys he works with. Thumbs up for you.
2006-12-15 11:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i will do all of the following excepy my bro is not an idiot i like the rest of them though,2 thumbs up!
2006-12-15 11:05:41 · answer #7 · answered by onetreehunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're going to be single for the rest of your life - they've already got you avatar up on the website and a memo is circulating
2006-12-15 11:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my gf is okay with this. except I'm going to get beat on the head for #5
2006-12-15 11:02:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with all of them except:
1. I really don't care, just as long as you don't pee on yourself.....
22. Umm, not really....kinda gross.....
And I don't get #2......what the hell? If your hair sucks-CUT IT!
2006-12-15 11:04:22 · answer #10 · answered by Allgeier 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋