Im so bored and i dont know what to do, i burn out my options for cool sites and now im bored, so if could anyone just tell me a good joke or story i would greatly appreciated.
2006-12-15 08:29:40 · 12 answers · asked by AvO21 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The crucial question is...? why you feel so bored..do you have reason for that...nahh...probably not..OK let me see.. do you like cats..? really...me too, OK I would take you to swim a little bit but it so cold don't you think....I will recommend you though one sweet love song...Bette midler -The rose...try to find it...it really relaxs your brain...
keep your faith buddy...hope I cheer you up !
2006-12-15 08:33:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I drunkenly tried (and failed?) to seduce a friend last night. Now, I'm working on eating off my hangover. I am also wishing that I could remember the details of the evening... and redo it so that I would have succeeded.
I went for an off-road bike trip today for a few hours because I have the day off of work, and I fell twice. I bit the dust like I have not done in years, and I have an awesome gash all down my shin. When I got out of the forest and was riding home, the blood kept pouring down my leg, and many on-lookers grimaced. I thought that was funny. What's not funny is that I f*cked up my frame a bit. I'll have to work on that tonight.
Does that brighten up your day?
Oh, check out "larp" on youtube. Adults running around in battle costume with fake weaponry is pretty hysterical. I have also had incredible entertainment luck on urbandictionary.com. That one can keep me amused for hours. I accidentally stumbled upon "fetus whip" and "Nepalese Hat Dance" whilst searching "umbilical cord," and I almost p*ssed myself with laughter. I have found combining the two sites is a pretty awesome and time-consuming event as well.
2006-12-15 16:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by toolate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a poem for you
Molly Brown, Molly Brown
Claimed no man could do her down
Then over the hill came big nuts pete
With 40 pounds of hanging meat
Twas a while later they found her there
Between her legs was worn off hair
Smile of satisfaction on her face
Of big nuts pete there was no trace
**** chewed off and **** all red
Big nuts pete had ****** her dead
2006-12-15 16:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by OOGLY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you could always find someone interesting to chat with to pass the time away if you use yahoo messenger or something like that...????
2006-12-15 16:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by heather b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good joke...? George Bush always makes me laugh
2006-12-15 16:32:39 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
arsenal are gonna field a full english side this weekend lol
best of luck against PSV.
2006-12-15 16:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by Deano™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont use these are a pick up line but they are funny:
1) your eyes are so blue...like the water in my toilet
2) your eyes are so brown..like the s*** in my toilet
2006-12-15 16:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by jencmhung 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you know if horse meat tastes like spam,always wanted to know that
2006-12-15 16:39:23 · answer #8 · answered by juggums 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
games in yahoo or call a friend
2006-12-15 16:32:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As lame as it maybe
www.nataliedee.com
and
www.toothpastefordinner.com
Crack me up.
2006-12-15 16:32:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋