Okay, right! Em here we go, cool! Right, my boyfriend, right, is having sexual relations with me. Every Saturdays! Okay! And everytime he calls around to my flat (I'm 16, not a teenager) we have unprotected sex. He always comes inside me because I let him as I'm young and daft.
But recently, right, I've been really really really woried. I mean WORRIED with all capitals, like! Okay! I have discovered that my belly is getting really really big. It's massive. Really really big and my boyfriend told me not to worry as he thinks I'm just a fat cow. But I'm wondering if I'm pregnant as I haven't had a period in 6 months and my nipples are now thinking I'm a goat as they are doing really really weird stuff like dripping milk. So my question is this? Am I pregnant? I can't be surely as my boyfriend always keeps his socks on when we do it standing up?
2006-12-15 08:17:59 · 22 answers · asked by ? 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
WOW! At last, someone at the bottom of the list has a sense of humour. The one who says I'm going to give birth to a goat! Too many people on here actually believe that a teen would write this.
2006-12-15 09:25:15 · update #1
Thats about how I feel too with all the "Am I pregnant" questions. I just dont answer them anymore because I know someone else will.
2006-12-15 08:21:28 · answer #1 · answered by Kristin Pregnant with #4 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
LOL..yes you are pregnant and at exactly 12:34 a.m. on the second Tuesday of next week you will give birth to a beautiful baby goat. Unfortunately, you will have to have the kid taken from you because you will not be able to birth it. The horns will create a problem. So they will have to put you under anesthesia and hopefully you will have an adverse reaction, and either not wake up, or actually have a near death experience which will knock some sense into your pathetic stupid shallow little mind.
2006-12-15 09:15:43 · answer #2 · answered by lyfsavr67medic 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
ok u r such a hypocrtie when ur posting questions saying that yahoo answers should have an IQ test and all these stupid questions on here with teenagers about sex and am i pregnant but then you r on here right now asking people on here am i pregnant. seriously, grow up and how about u take your own advice and answer your own questions! and just becuase your 16 doesn't really mean anything! oh wow u can drive! good for you, but don't take this the wrong way. i'm not trying to be mean just telling saying how it is and how i see it.
-ML
2006-12-15 08:48:28 · answer #3 · answered by ML 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
all dem details; go to the doctor and get checked out becuz u might be den u might not know the proper care for a baby so make an appt. for the doctors.
♥ Mrz.Hunter♥
2006-12-15 13:40:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG U ARE SUCH A FAKE!!! YOU ARE 31 YEAR OLD GUY WITH 4 KIDS AND YOUR AVATAR IS A GUY FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!! STOP TRYNA PRETEND. IF U GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME THEN LOOK AT HIS PROFILE http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AtjsArtkDrO0qeLFuC68xtoezKIX?show=d1f6bb9ddf9d31b10cede19accceeeafaa
2006-12-15 08:43:46 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ candy-diva ♥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
are you a man or a woman? lol
and uh, socks on when you do it standing up? what the hell is that supposed to mean?
anyway, i'd say yes ur pregnant.
2006-12-15 12:41:34 · answer #6 · answered by Tangy & Cherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
i cnt believe people actually
thought u were serious
besides ur avatar is a freakin
dude and dude's can't get pregnant
haha
2006-12-16 07:19:12 · answer #7 · answered by ~*actress/singer_girl*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seriously, how old are you? Now i should agree that yahoo answers need an IQ test for people like you. get a life!!! man, i feel so sorry for you!!
2006-12-15 08:56:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually burst out laughing while I was reading the other answers to this....I'm still laughing. x]] Can't believe people actually thought you were serious.
2006-12-15 12:40:06 · answer #9 · answered by jULiE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okaayyyy young one ...
u wil b having labour in 3 months
i dont mean to be harsh but for heavens sake ur tummy is big and ur breasts produced milk ... wat could it be ? ur drinking milk too much it got to ur breats ? my dear u dont need to do a test go to a doctor and let him tell u if u have a girl or boy ... congrats
i really dont mean to be mean ... a baby is an amzing thing ... u young ones just dont get it do you
2006-12-15 08:31:11 · answer #10 · answered by Zeina B 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋