I've been taking antipsychotic medications lately that reduce my sperm count and give me retrograde ejaculations...that is where my semen goes into my urethra where I pee instead of out the normal way. Basically I have to urinate into my wife to try to get her pregnant. This has been going on several months and I still can't seem to get her pregnant but she is being so understanding, patient, and loving. I just feel so much love for her that I want to do something special for her - something different. I know what you are thinking....I shouldn't have to do anything special for my wife because she is to have sex with me anyway as one of her wifely duties...but truthfully, in this case its so much different. I consider taking urine in your vagina a little more special than regular coitus. What is something very special I can do for my wife to show her how much I appreciate her?
2006-12-15 07:36:57 · 24 answers · asked by Lucky L 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
LUCKYtrolL!
Folks don't waste your time putting thought into his question before checking out his earlier questions.
I doubt LuckyL even has a wife. My guess is he's 25 still living at home with his parents. His mom was tired of supporting him and his alcoholic dad, and has left them for a man with a job. That's probably why he hates women. Because now he has to get up every morning, put on a paper hat and say welcome to McDonalds how can I help you.
2006-12-15 07:41:19 · answer #1 · answered by CA DIVA 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I may be off base here but maybe she is not getting pregnant because it is not meant to be at this time. Maybe you shouldn't be trying to have children during a period of your life that you are in need of antipsychotic medications. As for your wife, that is true love.
2006-12-15 07:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by micg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should know by now what your wife loves to do and where she likes to go....woman love romance!!!, So take her to a romantic restuarant or someplace romantic,buy her some roses, fix her a special candlelit dinner and dance with her, let her know how much you love her. By showing her!!!!
2006-12-15 07:45:08 · answer #3 · answered by highpockets 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You pig! Your whole question is one big lie. Stop disrepecting your wife and get help.
Only an idiot doctor would tell you to urinate in your wife. Urine is an acid that kills sperm so sick bast@rd.
2006-12-15 07:45:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*** hole sperm and urine both go threw the urethra look up your information before you post. and there is no way to piss instead of jackin off.
Hot n delious
2006-12-15 13:44:08 · answer #5 · answered by hotndelious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh God, I'm sorry to hear that~ Take her out to a nice romantic place, maybe you can rent a suite and have many goodies their for the night to be romantic and passionate~
2006-12-15 07:41:22 · answer #6 · answered by YO~NO~FUI E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you switch medications or talk to your doctor about your desire to get your wife pregnant? This obviously isn't going to work.
2006-12-15 07:41:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WEAR a condom and adopt! Isn't your psychosis genetic? Anyways, if you are truly serious then ask her best friend not us. We dont know your wife's style, interests, etc. Her best friend will. I'd hope my man was smart enough to ask my closest friend or family member. Good luck!
2006-12-15 07:42:33 · answer #8 · answered by luv2bake 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry, people. This little disturbed, latent troll hasn't been anywhere near a vagina since momma crapped him out.
2006-12-15 13:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by lucksgang 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could collect the urine as it comes out of her and toast to your love for
each other.
2006-12-15 07:48:12 · answer #10 · answered by themeathanger 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋