I never saw dancer or prancer he never came down the chimney so mama must have let him in?
2006-12-15 06:41:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i guess if you're old enough to ask this question you're old enough to know the truth.....
your daddy is actually the illegitimate child of Santa clause. you know that old song 'i saw mommy kissing Santa clause'? well that's not the half of what Santa does to mommys.
it seems that there has been a vast conspiracy to hide what a philanderer Santa is. in fact the whole tradition of giving Santa some "cookie" has a completely different meaning than you were raised to believe.
2006-12-15 06:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by Flint 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Either Mommy had an affair or Daddy was Santa... I vote for the latter.
2006-12-15 14:43:28 · answer #2 · answered by boots&hank 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In my house Santa looks a lot like mommy. and i love that song
2006-12-15 14:43:26 · answer #3 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Daddy? Pshh.. Santa is MOMMY in this household..
2006-12-15 14:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by Hot Mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO way Santa is Santa and no one else is Santa dont start this lie again, sad so sad. ;''' (
2006-12-15 14:45:12 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats funny ur dad is santa u noe y cuz he killed him then he became santa
2006-12-15 14:45:57 · answer #6 · answered by catcfh1020 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not exactly sure I'm the one who should be telling you this, buddy, but, uh...Santa...Santa isn't...oh god I just can't do it. Somebody else do it.
2006-12-15 14:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're getting coal in your stocking this year for questioning santa's ways
2006-12-15 14:43:09 · answer #8 · answered by puresatin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, I know that all my kids look like Santa!
2006-12-15 14:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's see.....
Can you add???????
1 + 1 = 2
DADDY IN A RED SUIT
DADDY NOT IN A RED SUIT
TAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAA
MYSTERY SOLVED.
2006-12-15 14:46:27 · answer #10 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋