Where can i hide such a very very big present without her finding them??
2006-12-15 06:22:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
how about rolling them up...tying a piece of string around them and telling her they are a tent you bought for those times that you spend the night in the garden...lol...;0)
2006-12-15 07:50:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lend them to the Chinese circus to use as a big top or hold a surprise party with her jumbo undies as the marquee.
I have also heard that the parachute regiment are short of parachutes you could lend them her monster panties.
2006-12-15 14:28:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why not wear them for a few days yourself. When it comes to presenting them to her on christmas morning, they will be well blooded in--skidmarks & all.
2006-12-15 15:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by breedgemh_101 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hang them from the TV aerial on the roof. Then she and others will think its just a flag!
2006-12-15 14:36:22 · answer #4 · answered by Jo_Diva 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
reading the answes to this so far, it's amazing how so many people are so stupid.
why not put them in plain view, in the drawer where she keeps all her underwear.
the least likely place to put something that won't be seen is in plain sight.
2006-12-15 23:15:40 · answer #5 · answered by ray d 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should wear them until the big day
2006-12-15 15:17:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try keeping them in the boot of the car, in your locker in work, just not in the house till they are at least wrapped. Just for goodness sake where nobody else will find them and think they might be yours!
2006-12-15 14:26:07 · answer #7 · answered by sam.trask@btinternet.com 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Attach them to a wind power turbine, free electricity! Or make the fat cow make you free elec by getting her on a treadmill attached to one....
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2006-12-15 15:29:47 · answer #8 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could wear them until christmas day then do a sexy little strip tease to reveal her present!
2006-12-15 14:52:49 · answer #9 · answered by dave a 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha try under the xmas tree she probably won't notice if your xmas parties are as wild as ours!
2006-12-15 14:25:59 · answer #10 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋