Could you go to a website, and copy and paste the article here? Ten Points?

Question

My school's server blocks certain sites, and this is one of them. Could you, or any of you, go to www.encyclopediadramatica.com; then type "Miami" into the search engine and copy and paste the article here? Please, it is really funny and I wanted to print it out and show it to my friend. Thanks.

OMG, STFU Ken. If you are here to freaking game, then go somewhere else douche bag.

Answer 1

Miami is the largest city in Cuba and the sixth largest city in Latin America. It is named after an Indian tribe from Ohio (go figure). Some old people still continue to claim that Miami is actually a part of South Florida but they merely suffer from Alzheimer's disease. It is common knowledge that the city has been ruled by Cubans since Fidel Castro conquered it in the Bay of Pigs Invasion of 1961.


[edit]Demographics

Typical Miami residents.80% of Miami's population is Cuban while another 18% consists of Haitians. The remaining 2% of people live in either Pinecrest (all rich and beautiful middle-class Jews) or Homestead (all blacks and rednecks). Miami's official language is Spanish. American is also spoken as a second language by a sub-significant minority of the population.

[edit]History
Miami was shortly colonized at least 100 years ago by Jews from New York and New Jersey who were too lazy to switch time zones for the beautiful scenic beaches in California or Hawaii. From this, Miami has evolved from a crime-ridden city to a crime-ridden city with with a rich area called "South Beach".

[edit]Climate and Geography

OMG I can see my house from here!Miami has 2 seasons: summer and hurricane. Miami gets up to 4200 inches of rain each year and virtually every day the sky is cloudy. Despite this, Florida is still called the "Sunshine State".

Due to its location next to the Everglades swampland, Miami is filled with stray crocodiles and alligators. Because whiny environmentalist leftards have placed them on the Endangered Species List, crocodiles cannot be harmed by law, with possible punishment by death (thus putting them in higher importance than Haitian immigrants). Alligators, on the other hand, are plentiful and are free to be killed and sold in the market for a penny each. In fact, one of Jeb Bush's major campaign promises in 2002 was guaranteeing "a gator in every pot".

Miami is also well known for its beautiful, scenic beaches. Many college students flock to the area every Spring Break to party, drink beer, take drugs, and have various kinds of sex. Some people even love to go for a swim at the beach. And if you don't mind the eye-burning ocean saltwater, the stray jellyfish tentacles, and the constant shark attacks, it really is quite a fun and relaxing activity.

[edit]Economy
Aside from urban crime and drug-trafficking, Miami's economy also depends heavily on cocaine, crack, marijuana, street racing, and Ricky Martin. Major imports in Miami are Cubans, Haitians, Jamaicans, cigars, and drugs. Exports include but are not limited to mangoes, bananas, guavas, palm trees, and skin cancer.

[edit]Famous Miamians
Jennifer Lopez
OJ Simpson
P. Diddy
Paris Hilton
W's brother
Your mom
Retrieved from "http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Miami"
Category: Locations

Answer 2

Miami is the largest city in Cuba and the sixth largest city in Latin America. It is named after an Indian tribe from Ohio (go figure). Some old people still continue to claim that Miami is actually a part of South Florida but they merely suffer from Alzheimer's disease. It is common knowledge that the city has been ruled by Cubans since Fidel Castro conquered it in the Bay of Pigs Invasion of 1961.

Contents [hide]
1 Demographics
2 History
3 Climate and Geography
4 Economy
5 Famous Miamians

[edit]Demographics

Typical Miami residents.80% of Miami's population is Cuban while another 18% consists of Haitians. The remaining 2% of people live in either Pinecrest (all rich and beautiful middle-class Jews) or Homestead (all blacks and rednecks). Miami's official language is Spanish. American is also spoken as a second language by a sub-significant minority of the population.

[edit]History
Miami was shortly colonized at least 100 years ago by Jews from New York and New Jersey who were too lazy to switch time zones for the beautiful scenic beaches in California or Hawaii. From this, Miami has evolved from a crime-ridden city to a crime-ridden city with with a rich area called "South Beach".

[edit]Climate and Geography

OMG I can see my house from here!Miami has 2 seasons: summer and hurricane. Miami gets up to 4200 inches of rain each year and virtually every day the sky is cloudy. Despite this, Florida is still called the "Sunshine State".

Due to its location next to the Everglades swampland, Miami is filled with stray crocodiles and alligators. Because whiny environmentalist leftards have placed them on the Endangered Species List, crocodiles cannot be harmed by law, with possible punishment by death (thus putting them in higher importance than Haitian immigrants). Alligators, on the other hand, are plentiful and are free to be killed and sold in the market for a penny each. In fact, one of Jeb Bush's major campaign promises in 2002 was guaranteeing "a gator in every pot".

Miami is also well known for its beautiful, scenic beaches. Many college students flock to the area every Spring Break to party, drink beer, take drugs, and have various kinds of sex. Some people even love to go for a swim at the beach. And if you don't mind the eye-burning ocean saltwater, the stray jellyfish tentacles, and the constant shark attacks, it really is quite a fun and relaxing activity.

[edit]Economy
Aside from urban crime and drug-trafficking, Miami's economy also depends heavily on cocaine, crack, marijuana, street racing, and Ricky Martin. Major imports in Miami are Cubans, Haitians, Jamaicans, cigars, and drugs. Exports include but are not limited to mangoes, bananas, guavas, palm trees, and skin cancer.

Answer 3

wats really funny about miami ...

justice. Keep the lulz alive!
Miami
From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Miami is the largest city in Cuba and the sixth largest city in Latin America. It is named after an Indian tribe from Ohio (go figure). Some old people still continue to claim that Miami is actually a part of South Florida but they merely suffer from Alzheimer's disease. It is common knowledge that the city has been ruled by Cubans since Fidel Castro conquered it in the Bay of Pigs Invasion of 1961.
Contents
[hide]

* 1 Demographics
* 2 History
* 3 Climate and Geography
* 4 Economy
* 5 Famous Miamians

[edit]
Demographics
Typical Miami residents.
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Typical Miami residents.

80% of Miami's population is Cuban while another 18% consists of Haitians. The remaining 2% of people live in either Pinecrest (all rich and beautiful middle-class Jews) or Homestead (all blacks and rednecks). Miami's official language is Spanish. American is also spoken as a second language by a sub-significant minority of the population.
[edit]
History

Miami was shortly colonized at least 100 years ago by Jews from New York and New Jersey who were too lazy to switch time zones for the beautiful scenic beaches in California or Hawaii. From this, Miami has evolved from a crime-ridden city to a crime-ridden city with with a rich area called "South Beach".
[edit]
Climate and Geography
OMG I can see my house from here!
Enlarge
OMG I can see my house from here!

Miami has 2 seasons: summer and hurricane. Miami gets up to 4200 inches of rain each year and virtually every day the sky is cloudy. Despite this, Florida is still called the "Sunshine State".

Due to its location next to the Everglades swampland, Miami is filled with stray crocodiles and alligators. Because whiny environmentalist leftards have placed them on the Endangered Species List, crocodiles cannot be harmed by law, with possible punishment by death (thus putting them in higher importance than Haitian immigrants). Alligators, on the other hand, are plentiful and are free to be killed and sold in the market for a penny each. In fact, one of Jeb Bush's major campaign promises in 2002 was guaranteeing "a gator in every pot".

Miami is also well known for its beautiful, scenic beaches. Many college students flock to the area every Spring Break to party, drink beer, take drugs, and have various kinds of sex. Some people even love to go for a swim at the beach. And if you don't mind the eye-burning ocean saltwater, the stray jellyfish tentacles, and the constant shark attacks, it really is quite a fun and relaxing activity.
[edit]
Economy

Aside from urban crime and drug-trafficking, Miami's economy also depends heavily on cocaine, crack, marijuana, street racing, and Ricky Martin. Major imports in Miami are Cubans, Haitians, Jamaicans, cigars, and drugs. Exports include but are not limited to mangoes, bananas, guavas, palm trees, and skin cancer.
[edit]
Famous Miamians

Answer 4

Miami is the largest city in Cuba and the sixth largest city in Latin America. It is named after an Indian tribe from Ohio (go figure). Some old people still continue to claim that Miami is actually a part of South Florida but they merely suffer from Alzheimer's disease. It is common knowledge that the city has been ruled by Cubans since Fidel Castro conquered it in the Bay of Pigs Invasion of 1961.
Demographics
Typical Miami residents.80% of Miami's population is Cuban while another 18% consists of Haitians. The remaining 2% of people live in either Pinecrest (all rich and beautiful middle-class Jews) or Homestead (all blacks and rednecks). Miami's official language is Spanish. American is also spoken as a second language by a sub-significant minority of the population.

History
Miami was shortly colonized at least 100 years ago by Jews from New York and New Jersey who were too lazy to switch time zones for the beautiful scenic beaches in California or Hawaii. From this, Miami has evolved from a crime-ridden city to a crime-ridden city with with a rich area called "South Beach".

[edit]Climate and Geography
OMG I can see my house from here!Miami has 2 seasons: summer and hurricane. Miami gets up to 4200 inches of rain each year and virtually every day the sky is cloudy. Despite this, Florida is still called the "Sunshine State".

Due to its location next to the Everglades swampland, Miami is filled with stray crocodiles and alligators. Because whiny environmentalist leftards have placed them on the Endangered Species List, crocodiles cannot be harmed by law, with possible punishment by death (thus putting them in higher importance than Haitian immigrants). Alligators, on the other hand, are plentiful and are free to be killed and sold in the market for a penny each. In fact, one of Jeb Bush's major campaign promises in 2002 was guaranteeing "a gator in every pot".

Miami is also well known for its beautiful, scenic beaches. Many college students flock to the area every Spring Break to party, drink beer, take drugs, and have various kinds of sex. Some people even love to go for a swim at the beach. And if you don't mind the eye-burning ocean saltwater, the stray jellyfish tentacles, and the constant shark attacks, it really is quite a fun and relaxing activity.

[edit]Economy
Aside from urban crime and drug-trafficking, Miami's economy also depends heavily on cocaine, crack, marijuana, street racing, and Ricky Martin. Major imports in Miami are Cubans, Haitians, Jamaicans, cigars, and drugs. Exports include but are not limited to mangoes, bananas, guavas, palm trees, and skin cancer.

[edit]Famous Miamians
Jennifer Lopez
OJ Simpson
P. Diddy
Paris Hilton
W's brother
Your mom
Retrieved from "http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Miami"

Answer 5

Wait until you get home to play around on the internet. You're in school to LEARN, not surf the internet.

Answer 6

No! Get yer lazy @$$ back to work. Your friends can look it up when they get home.

If that's your idea of "really funny" then you're sadder than you look.