Let him put it in your ***...That will get him going
2006-12-15 03:53:09
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answer #1
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answered by williamjohnwelch 2
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I liked all the responses- This 70 year old man went fishing after awhile
he hears this tiny voice "KISS ME".
He looks around and sees a frog. Where you talking to me?, the man asked.
The frog said yes, If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess and make all
kinds of sexual acts to you. Then the fisherman picks up the frog and starts to put the frog in his pocket, the frog yells "what are you doing? Did you not hear what I would grant you? The man said "yes, I heard you, but at my age
I'd rather have a talking frog.
2006-12-15 04:20:25
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answer #2
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answered by themeathanger 3
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Usually, the best way to do that is to actually tell him straight when you guys have spent some time in bed together and you've had some foreplay and are almost ready for it.
Nothing like looking him right in the eye, and telling him how you'd like for him to be. I think it is very sensual and erotic to be expressive in bed.
If I were him, I'd see that as a big positive in you. I'd love for my wife to ask me that way once in a while :-)
2006-12-15 04:21:50
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answered by houstonian352000 3
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Easy - get naked. It's hard for any man to say no when the woman is already undressed. When he comes home from work call him into the bedroom. Be waiting for him naked and on all fours on the bed with your @$$ sticking up in air like you are in heat. If he doesn't pounce on you he's gay - end of story. Good luck!
2006-12-15 03:57:15
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answered by Bert 4
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your husband .go get a real man to do the job and if not possible put a pamela anderson wig on or jenna whore master mask. you just have to be someone else. you know men dont want there own women you got to be someone else for him
2006-12-15 04:02:14
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answered by Anonymous
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the first time i told my husband to f@ck me,it was like magic lol. he f@cked the sh@t outta me.porn also works well,dont be embarressed and get him into it.i let my husband watch it all the time,if im at home or not,and when we go at it,he usually tries something new he saw in one of the shows.pretty fun....
2006-12-15 04:00:11
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answered by crazybuckeye_1 2
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Tell him to bang the hell out of you...thats what i do
2006-12-15 04:00:18
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answered by Anonymous
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when he walks in the door, be there naked and then knock him to the floor and bang the hell out of him. then get up punch him in the face and walk away.
2006-12-15 03:56:08
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answered by Shocker3:16 3
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get naked for hours and tell him not to touch no matter what u do. He'll be burning inside. When u then tell him to touch u, he'll go mad- bang u than u ever imagined.
2006-12-15 03:55:31
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answered by teemah 2
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I always tell my husband exactly how I want it. If I want to be made love to I tell him that or I ask him to go in cruise mode and when I want to be f*cked I tell him to f*ck me! He loves the fact that I am not afraid to ask for what I want.
2006-12-15 03:55:26
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answered by juicie813 5
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Just ask him. If that does not work, rent a porn movie and some sexy clothes. If that does not work, there is something wrong, definitely wrong. Good luck!
2006-12-15 03:58:56
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answered by Lost in Maryland 4
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