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I can pop my eyes out of their sockets!!

2006-12-15 03:30:12 · 12 answers · asked by Friday 2 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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I can make a crate of beer disappear without a trace.

Shortly after doing this, I'm able to turn myself inside-out.

It's great for breaking the ice at parties.

2006-12-15 04:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by chopchubes 4 · 1 0

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2016-11-30 19:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You can try the one where you poor the water on the table and place a dollar next to it, and hanging over the edge of the table. You tell them that if they can blow the dollar over the puddle they can keep it. Once the person is trying to blow, smack the puddle and it gets the person wet. CLASSIC!

2006-12-15 03:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by Jen H 2 · 0 0

get a funnel and a coin. stick the funnel down the front of your trousers and press the coin to your head so it sticks there. now shake your head a little till the coin falls off. and get it to land in the funnel. now ask someone else to try it and when they put the funnel down there trousers you pour a glass of water down it. bit cruel but funny as hell.

2006-12-16 09:30:39 · answer #4 · answered by graamkdup 2 · 0 0

Make your fingers into an OK sign (thumb and forefinger forming an "O"), and say, "Hey, want to watch me poke my head through this hole?"

Then, put the OK up against your forehead and poke your forehead through it with the index finger of your other hand. Hyuk hyuk!

2006-12-15 03:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i like to go into the bathroom, and then come out totally naked and ask someone for a cigarette w/ a straight face as if nothing were wrong.

2006-12-15 03:32:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I can suck my own dick, doc says I got a flexible spine.

Saves my girlfriend a jon lmao.

2006-12-15 03:35:27 · answer #7 · answered by oliverpenney@btinternet.com 1 · 0 1

Thats freaky, i seen that before on tv.

2006-12-15 07:48:34 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I can thread string through my nose, but no good for your party coz it's my nose.

2006-12-15 03:32:40 · answer #9 · answered by chutney 4 · 0 1

You could tie mistletoe to your belt.

2006-12-15 03:33:06 · answer #10 · answered by bodinibold 7 · 2 0

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